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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:19 pm

Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:00 pm

AndyFranklinson wrote:I've been an atheist all my life.

That's the beauty of it... FSM boiled so you can believe or deny the existence of anything you want. RAmen. Welcome.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby danial77 on Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:24 pm

Hi,

I am Danial from Netherlands, I hope i will enjoy my stay here.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:53 am

:welcome: to all the new recruits. Take a look around, dive into a thread or ten, and most importantly: enjoy yourselves. Don't mind the cabin boy, though. He's considered strange, even by those who pull his strings. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby techie2200 on Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:25 pm

Hi,

I'm techie2200 and I'm one of the Canadian FSM converts.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:16 am

Welcome to all new recruits/pressganged crew from the forum granny.

Please have fun!

…Ooh, hang on - techie2200? Promising 'nym! Perhaps you can help people negotiate the more esoteric rituals required by this forum? The poor dears get sooooo confused! :confused:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Griffin on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:17 pm

Gaargh! That be h'an awfel lot o' tekkees wot come befoor ye. Oi thouht we lost cownt, but cleerly not.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:25 pm

techie2200 wrote:Hi,

I'm techie2200 and I'm one of the Canadian FSM converts.

Cheers


AHOY MATEY !

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby violette2726 on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:19 pm

Ramen my Noodly Brothers and Sisters!

I am not really a new convert, I just haven't been posting on the boards.

I have been a follower for lo these many years, attending pirate festivals and spreading the gospel of His Noodliness whenever possible. It amazes me how many people do not get the real reason behind the site and it is quite amusing to see the crazy things they spout. We are not haters, just tired of having religion shoved down our throats.

You are my tribe!!!!

Your Pastafarian Sibling,

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby techie2200 on Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:05 pm

Griffin wrote:Gaargh! That be h'an awfel lot o' tekkees wot come befoor ye. Oi thouht we lost cownt, but cleerly not.


Actually, the 2200 is in regards to my birth year. I was sent back in order to do His noodly work.

Yarrrrr
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MacPirate on Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:40 pm

Pastalujah!!!!

Where have you's been all my life? Having discovered his Noodliness last week I know feel part of the new Pastafarian Enlightenment. Thank you for coming into my world. I can feel the love of his Noodly Appendage all around.
I have a passion for mocking religion, before now I never thought twice of offending a believer of untruths. Now I have been touched by his Noodly Appendage I feel it is time to turn the tables. As it is written, Anyone who mocks the FSM must, by logic, mock every other religion.

Simple but beautiful logic.

Al Dente Brothers and Sisters, Al Dente.

Ramen!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Griffin on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:08 pm

techie2200 wrote:
Griffin wrote:Gaargh! That be h'an awfel lot o' tekkees wot come befoor ye. Oi thouht we lost cownt, but cleerly not.


Actually, the 2200 is in regards to my birth year. I was sent back in order to do His noodly work.

Yarrrrr


Ye mite be abel ter 'elp them whinging penshoners.......... viewtopic.php?f=7&t=6196&start=360
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby latheboy on Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:54 am

Hi there kiddies,

I come asking for forgiveness having believed in false gods in the past.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby arieleem21 on Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:47 am

Hello....just a new here.
Is this a site for opinionated person?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:53 am

Welcome, latheboy! The FSM is not a jealous god. You can still believe in those false gods if you really want to.

Yes, arieleem21, opinionated people are welcome here, but not spam robots. Go away.
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