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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:54 am

black bart wrote:...I could feel thee spray on me face an smell thee wind.


Arrrrr... that'll teach ye t' hang around the toilets in the Admiral Benbow.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:42 am

Arrr the smells, sights and sounds of thee Benbow...tis almost as bad as Newcastle on a Saturday Night.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby NoClu on Sat Aug 17, 2013 1:34 am

Dear Aunty Blackbeard,
I be new at this and ask for your tolerance and patience.

I've been sailin the past 20 yrs with the same wench who has now abandoned ship. All in all, it's a good thing, though my ship is still turning to catch a clean breeze in the mainsail. I look forward to sanding the deck and clearing for battle once again. Here's hoping that the wind will blow true and the course set firm for better days...

Once granted permission to board, I look forward to exploring this community. :zen:
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby ChowMein on Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:14 pm

Welkum abord matey !

Oi don't noe ware Auntie be these daze . prolly still having her beauty nap . if so oi don't expect to sea her for sum toime . Argh .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby linzi on Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:57 am

I'm new but eager to meet aunty blackbeard and learn from her. I suppose her beauty rest end by now.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:45 pm

Dear linzi
Oi herd Arrrnty be makin' 'er fortune at 5 doubloons a minit doin' phone sex. She 'as got thee soize 'n figga as 'er beer fridge from moistenin' 'er throwt w'beer 'n chocklit awl day an will take thee fire dept ta get 'er owt b'for she can reploy ta 'er loyal [non-payin] fans 'ere.
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