black bart wrote:Dear H'Official H'Olympics Tikketing
Can we see thee wimmins football team afore we commits ta buy?
Ye culd if they ever get awf the bus wot's lost somwear in Luunon, h'at leest they think tis Lunnon.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Griffin on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:23 pm
Ye culd if they ever get awf the bus wot's lost somwear in Luunon, h'at leest they think tis Lunnon.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by pieces o'nine on Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:04 pm
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Behold, oi found thee himage ov thee Olde One 'ad appeared, dreamin' in me lunch! Feast yer one good oi hupon 'im an tremble! Bid now or wail in darkness forrrghevver! Also, there be a reserve, ye cheape bastarrrghds!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:27 am
Dear peeces_o_nyne
Does ye strawbree come wiv some Clotted Cream of thee gods?
Does ye strawbree come wiv some Clotted Cream of thee gods?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:02 am
Dear BB an' PoN,
No clotted cream of thee gods fer this strawberry, matey. This be needin' evil clotted cream, wiv hextra large lumps innit. Oi'll start thee biddin' at one Shoggoth formerly owned by thee Mother of Pus.
Cap'n Deschain
No clotted cream of thee gods fer this strawberry, matey. This be needin' evil clotted cream, wiv hextra large lumps innit. Oi'll start thee biddin' at one Shoggoth formerly owned by thee Mother of Pus.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:44 am
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For Sale: A erd o goats missin their mum (Mrs shub niggurath apparentlee)
Need careful hand rearin an ta be let loose on mankind from toim to toim.
They looks armless enuff ta me although evry now an then in thee dark their eyes sort o blaze all red an evil lookin.
200 Cronan the lot or nearest offer...
actually you can ave em fer free they've just laid waste ta me neighbourhood!
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Need careful hand rearin an ta be let loose on mankind from toim to toim.
They looks armless enuff ta me although evry now an then in thee dark their eyes sort o blaze all red an evil lookin.
200 Cronan the lot or nearest offer...
actually you can ave em fer free they've just laid waste ta me neighbourhood!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Griffin on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:27 pm
Oi thort them goats be Playbilge Centrefold fer the "animal lovers" - Oi hope ye 'asn't browken copyriyte reproducin' 'em here.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by DaveL on Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:48 am
YArrrr...
FIne idea there Griff. We've bin a bit short on Dugongs lately, so Oi thinks a triple centrefold could keep a few disturbed individuals more than happy!
FIne idea there Griff. We've bin a bit short on Dugongs lately, so Oi thinks a triple centrefold could keep a few disturbed individuals more than happy!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by The Black Spot on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:15 am
'Ows about a "nameless terror o' the month" pinup fer us really odduns?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:17 am
Ow about "Bonny Langford"...oh ang on she aint nameless! 
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