Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Arrr, I be a pirate!

Moderator: All Things Mods

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:48 am

If squinting is your problem, I'd recommend taking some Imodium, and don't get any more ice cubes in your drinks. They're not made with drinking water.

Hope that helps,

Auntie Black-dog-of-depression. xx
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
 
Posts: 15745
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:37 am

Dear Auntie

I has been keepin this under me hat for far too long:

Image
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DavidH on Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:40 pm

That would explain quite a lot ... :haha:
Image
User avatar
DavidH
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
 
Posts: 4424
Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:23 pm
Location: Herefordshire, Western England

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DaveL on Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:08 am

YArrr...

Does it come with Weevils on the side?
Manatee Singles

www.hotdugong.com
User avatar
DaveL
Site Admin
 
Posts: 4904
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:57 pm
Location: Van Diemens Land

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DavidH on Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:55 am

Both sides. And on the front, back, top and bottom. And inside. That's what gets at the scalp, you see.
Image
User avatar
DavidH
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
 
Posts: 4424
Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:23 pm
Location: Herefordshire, Western England

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:53 pm

Deer Arntie
Arnt ye a bit pee'd DaveH be dispensin advoice in yer collum fer scalp n'air treetments when 'tis obveeos frum 'is avatar thart nort 'as worked fer 'im?
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3469
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:11 pm

Dear Ansty BlackWord

Oi has a serplus o' skalps - is there a charitee ye can recomend ter donayte them to - aargh! me frend sez wot that shuld be : to wicth Oi can donate them, but me other frend says nivver finish a sentence with a pronown.

Yours

Cap'n Treadmill-Spellinbee
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
User avatar
Griffin
WatsonOfSherlock
 
Posts: 2155
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:51 pm
Location: London

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:27 am

Dear Auntie

I would loik to get a shrunken head.

Image

can yew elp?

Regards,

Cap'n Big Bonce
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:52 am

Dear Big Bonce

if that be your hand in the picture, ye has a bigger problem than yer head to worry about.
User avatar
The Black Spot
Stripmeister
 
Posts: 2277
Joined: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:55 pm
Location: England

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:10 pm

Dear Big Bonce,

I am quite taken with that diminutive cranium. Can you tell me where in Portsmouth I can go to get a little head?

Tarrr very much,

Cap'n Frankie Howerd.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
 
Posts: 15745
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:37 pm

Dear Ansty Blackworm

Does ye ever get anee hate male?

Yrs
Cap'n Lord Lordy Lordy Treadmill-Seniorr
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
User avatar
Griffin
WatsonOfSherlock
 
Posts: 2155
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:51 pm
Location: London

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:58 am

Griffin wrote:Does ye ever get anee hate male?

Aye Griffin... she do send em to 'erself sowas she do get PC Plod in 'is plain clothes fer protecshun.

Image
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3469
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:53 am

Dear Auntie

I be exceedinglee trubbled by thee image o thee young man above...he aint got any signs o grubbyness like wot I have...wot thee eck has he done to imself to end up lookin all untarnished like...it aint normal I tells ye.

Also why does ye keep sendin me these packets o orrible tastin biscuits, all chewy and nastee wiv no weevils and labelled: SOPE, or somesuch.

Yours Cap'n Black from head to Foot.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:13 pm

Dear Cap'n Black-allover
are the biskits h'attached ter ropes?
Yrs
Cap'n Treadmill-Powershower
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
User avatar
Griffin
WatsonOfSherlock
 
Posts: 2155
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:51 pm
Location: London

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:01 am

black bart wrote:Dear Auntie

I be exceedinglee trubbled by thee image o thee young man above...

Arrrgghhh matey... iffin ye lookeded a little loike the yung lad an' a lot less loike yerself Oi reckun Arntie'd tickle yer fancy fer yer.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3469
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

PreviousNext

Return to Pirate Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Cerberus and 7 guests

cron