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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:55 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Is it August already? Me sundial must be playing up again...


Pay atenshun Dave...she be an hextra 'Olympic' Pin Up to keep thee hinterest goin until you find some henticin wench fer August...I hears they be queuein up:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:01 am

YArrrr...

Thanks matey, extremely fittin' of ye.

Oi wuz thinking of capturin' a Hellenic wench up to capture the Olympic spirit, but getting' her past the Ottoman Navy was a hard task. Plus, me Turkish is a little poor these days.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:07 am

Merhaba!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:12 am

YArrr...

Yes matey that's what they said, followed by

'Give me the wench or we will...

"senin topları kesti" '

Best use Google Translate methinks!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:47 am

seen in topless chest, eh?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:58 am

No...seen in Topkapi Palace with her pistols out.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:13 am

Fer yer considerashiun, Mr. H'editor, fer the Speshial Olympycs Editiun - ther H'offciul British Laydies Football Teem

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:14 am

By FSM griff... Oi neva newed they 'ad 'ormone therappy back in them daze! Oi wreckon 'alfa them 'ad a shave fer thee pictcha. If thar wert a couple moor Oi'd be thinkin twas rugger they plaid.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:30 pm

I say...let's challenge the ladies to a game...wot ho...

Whoops wrong thread!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:16 am

These soccer-playin' wenches be moighty foine. Yaaarrrggghhhhh!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:29 am

If that's Sheffield Wednesday, then it must be Rotherham Thursday.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:56 am

Arrgh they has found one o Walktheplank's ancestors:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:34 am

YArrrr...

Oi think Oi fought one of those in Elder Scrolls: Skyrim!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:57 am

Weren't she in Goldfinger?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:35 am

The archeologists were astounded by this discovery...professor Howard Jakarta of York University exclaimed: "It is astounding, the glue is still holding the wig firmly in place after more than 2000 years!
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