The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[Roland Deschain]

to all the new recruits. Take a look around, dive into a thread or ten, and most importantly: enjoy yourselves. Don't mind the cabin boy, though. He's considered strange, even by those who pull his strings.

[techie2200]

Hi,

I'm techie2200 and I'm one of the Canadian FSM converts.

Cheers

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Welcome to all new recruits/pressganged crew from the forum granny.

Please have fun!

…Ooh, hang on - techie2200? Promising 'nym! Perhaps you can help people negotiate the more esoteric rituals required by this forum? The poor dears get sooooo confused!

[Griffin]

Gaargh! That be h'an awfel lot o' tekkees wot come befoor ye. Oi thouht we lost cownt, but cleerly not.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Hi,

I'm techie2200 and I'm one of the Canadian FSM converts.

Cheers

AHOY MATEY !

Yarrrr.... warr ye dokt? Moi Bedlam be taykin on watArr! ... in thee Port O ' Turronno .... arrrgh..

[violette2726]

Ramen my Noodly Brothers and Sisters!

I am not really a new convert, I just haven't been posting on the boards.

I have been a follower for lo these many years, attending pirate festivals and spreading the gospel of His Noodliness whenever possible. It amazes me how many people do not get the real reason behind the site and it is quite amusing to see the crazy things they spout. We are not haters, just tired of having religion shoved down our throats.

You are my tribe!!!!

Your Pastafarian Sibling,

Violette

[techie2200]

Gaargh! That be h'an awfel lot o' tekkees wot come befoor ye. Oi thouht we lost cownt, but cleerly not.

Actually, the 2200 is in regards to my birth year. I was sent back in order to do His noodly work.

Yarrrrr

[MacPirate]

Pastalujah!!!!

Where have you's been all my life? Having discovered his Noodliness last week I know feel part of the new Pastafarian Enlightenment. Thank you for coming into my world. I can feel the love of his Noodly Appendage all around.
I have a passion for mocking religion, before now I never thought twice of offending a believer of untruths. Now I have been touched by his Noodly Appendage I feel it is time to turn the tables. As it is written, Anyone who mocks the FSM must, by logic, mock every other religion.

Simple but beautiful logic.

Al Dente Brothers and Sisters, Al Dente.

Ramen!

MacPirate,

Glasgow, Scotland.

[Griffin]

Gaargh! That be h'an awfel lot o' tekkees wot come befoor ye. Oi thouht we lost cownt, but cleerly not.

Actually, the 2200 is in regards to my birth year. I was sent back in order to do His noodly work.

Yarrrrr

Ye mite be abel ter 'elp them whinging penshoners.......... viewtopic.php?f=7&t=6196&start=360

[latheboy]

Hi there kiddies,

I come asking for forgiveness having believed in false gods in the past.

http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee4 ... lyfish.jpg

[arieleem21]

Hello....just a new here.
Is this a site for opinionated person?

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Welcome, latheboy! The FSM is not a jealous god. You can still believe in those false gods if you really want to.

Yes, arieleem21, opinionated people are welcome here, but not spam robots. Go away.

[midgit pastafarian]

This is my obligatory first post. RAmen

[Roy Hunter]

This is my obligatory welcome to the newbies post. Welcome!

[Commander Colander]

Ahoy!!! After reading the open letter a few years ago I realized I was always a Pastafarian. Praise His sauciness!!!Please let me join the crew and I promise to be nice til' time to enjoy the eternal bliss of the beer volcano and stripper factory! Napaste

Captain Colander