Oi be 'earin' about these noo wood peg legs what be made boi Viagara Ltd. They be strong an' reliaball, an' they also be givin' the 'eart a workout. Yaaarrrrrggggghhhh!
Wot oi be complainin' about is thee quality of thee fish 'ead stoo. It's not loike it used ter be. Thee quality be much better.
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed