I believe the lad may have fallen down the chimney, Lord Spot. These cheery cockney chimney sweeps tend not to feed their employees for fear of the global obesity epidemic or some such nonsense. Too much reading the Daily Mail and not enough working in my opinion!
Anyway, Lord Spot, what was the thrust of your pole-related story?
Whatever happened to the hairy-pogo-stick event, I wonder?
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