* faints dead away in outraged, yet graceful, ladylike horror upon the fair lawns *
* is anxiously ministered to by ladies' maids, footmen, and cognac waitstaff *
* recovers enough to send Errol, trusted valet, to challenge the nefarious wastrel and varlet Lord "Mad" William Bonney to a duel to avenge her most egregiously slighted honor *
* faints dead away in outraged, yet graceful, ladylike horror again *
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens