... A parade of cabbin bouys, representing all the ships docked in Portsmouth Harbor, is entering the stadium carrying a jyint Jolly Roger. The crowd is on its feet, pegs, and crutches, cheering and wiping away tears from the noxious, smoking after-effects of the fireworks supplied by Bart Industries. ...
... Now we see a tableau of the history of Pirating, with symbolic references to brass monkeys, poop decks, bilges, and gangplanks. ... A cheer swells from the thous-er-hun-er-tens of pirate throats at the pageantry. ...
DIE SPAMMERS DIE
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin