PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:29 pm

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh oi will neffarr be thee pyrate oi wunce wuz, arrrrrr......
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:55 am

PlayBilge will now display an image of some treasure ta calm everybody down:

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Whilst thee offending hairyness is treated with a gallon of 'Veet'...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:49 pm

H'anywun 'oo wants ter vote on this munthss PlayBilge videeo compertishun can catch it 'on me FB page. H'it be a bit blurry til ye press go! :fsm_float: Oi dunno as 'ow ye can print a videeo in ther magazeen but Oi'm shoor ther must be a wayye.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:11 am

Aaargh be it a Pirate Video...tis hillegal I tells ye!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby anthrobabe on Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:47 pm

Hit be offishul!

Admiral Qwerty as shorn is locks and thar be photogruphic evidence too. But it be too shockin for ye lot.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:44 am

I was so himpressed I had my locks shorn thee day aarghfter.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:46 am

black bart wrote:I was so himpressed I had my locks shorn thee day aarghfter.


Really? There were me thinkin' ye'd dyed yer hair skin-coloured.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:37 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Deer Headitor:

May oi tayke this hopper toonity t'congrachewlayte ye on this munf's sinnerfolde. Oi nivver beleaved that ye could foinde a hex sample wot wood hupset bof thee lads and thee wenches equal, loike, yet ye 'as!

Me entyre crewe taykes orf their 'ats an puts on there spare oipatches t'ye, sir.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:56 am

Aaargh there be rumour of a noo Knuckles O'Shuffles story happearin in thee Long Winded tales.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:39 pm

wossa video anti gwiffin? rrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:05 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:wossa video anti gwiffin? rrrrrrrrrrrr


Oi'll tell ye wen ye be a bit older. If anywun sez they be pplayin' wun, ye shuld go owtside fer a breff o' fresh air.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:41 am

Pyrate Olympiks Pin-up

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What event will you be enterin in 4 years time?: I'll be goin fer thee Freestyle Shootin yer Parrot orf yer shoulder Gold Medal.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:27 am

Tell her, don't shoot, fone thee Sammarringtons.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:47 am

Narrgh it be allright matey...she shoots from thee hip.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:50 am

YArrrr...

Is it August already? Me sundial must be playing up again...
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