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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:24 am

Transylvanian Muppets are discounted.
Priests are disabused.
Ticket inspectors are punched out.
Bakers are unleavened.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:01 am

Midgets draw the short straw
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby skyweir on Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:58 pm

Painters are unseen.
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank on Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:31 pm

Killer robots are determinatied
Bullies are demeaned
Philosophers are demoralised
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:44 pm

Rastafarians are debra(i)ded.
Photographers come unfixed.
Electricians are delighted.
A sacked shipbuilder is a derivetive.
Once you discover that love no longer hurts, you are declined.
If you were sacked from a seminal '70s - '80s punk band with an iconic haircut, but then allowed back in, would you be de-de-Ramone-d?
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:14 pm

ye notty ye ban ye sackt
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:53 am

Queen Witches who have had a nose job are 'Decroned'.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby pastajohnson on Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:38 am

Hoteliers are dislodged
Pig Farmers are disgruntled
Teachers are distaughted
PAs are disappointed
Prison guards are disabused
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz on Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:59 am

Miners are depic(k)ted
Economists are devalued
Optometrists are devitrified
Cricketers are decapitated
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz on Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:11 pm

Moderators are deranged!
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:35 pm

Monobaz wrote:Moderators are deranged!
Yes? What's your point?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz on Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:11 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Monobaz wrote:Moderators are deranged!
Yes? What's your point?


Moderators keep order; to derange is to put out of order. Perhaps slightly obscure but stunningly true in any case.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:32 pm

Fair enough. I would suggest, however, that moderators end up immoderate.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz on Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:50 pm

A gigolo would be dismembered.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:23 pm

A lawyer would be distorted.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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