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Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:52 pm

A more interesting version of chess.

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:10 pm

Really it would be the rooks with arrows, wouldn't it?

EDIT: Ah, I looked it up. From the standpoint of what the pieces are actually based upon, though, the rooks would have arrows, being either armored chariots or turrets, depending on who you ask.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:28 pm

It was believed among the English archers during the Hundred Years War that the French intended to cut off the first and second right hand fingers of every captured archer to prevent him from again using a bow. The archers raised those two fingers to the advancing French as a gesture of defiance.
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Postby PKMKII on Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:11 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:50 pm

[notty words]Katie Holmes leaves scientology [/notty words] :haha:
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Postby DavidH on Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:42 pm

How Dutch hospitals treat constipation:

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Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:11 am

A bit too late for Mothers' Day, but Awwww... How sweeeeet!!!

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:50 pm

Subway douchebaggery, documented in its natural habitat.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:27 pm

Dear Janet Jackson...
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Postby DavidH on Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:13 am

Not off the net, but from my tear-off calendar:

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:07 pm

:lol: There's some great stuff there. PK, thanks for letting me achieve my lifelong dream of seeing a woman cutting onions on the subway. David, thanks for posting that video. Now I have to go and lie down. :drunk:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:17 am

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Postby PKMKII on Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:06 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:10 pm

That Black Bart highwayman didn't appear in my history of the Wild West...what a great character though.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:21 pm

arr fank thee FSM dem lads be professynuls ! Arrrgh
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