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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:57 am

Aaarrgh be there a redukshun fer members o Sagaaaaarg?
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:39 am

Arrr.. I remembers when people 'oo were in Sagarrr looked ancient. They be lookin' quite young nowadays.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin on Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:56 pm

Aaaargh! I remembers wen the H'Olympics were held h'every foor yeers!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:46 am

And anuther thing...I remembers when I used ta be able ta remember where I'd put me glasses...why can't they beep or somat loik my AaarghPad does?
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:20 pm

Griffin wrote:Aaaargh! I remembers wen the H'Olympics were held h'every foor yeers!


Aaaargh! I dont remembers writin' that, it be rubbish! I remembers wen I yuster remember.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:22 am

I remembers when thee Long Winded Tales were all writ by WalktheePlank...


...Oh my god it was horrible!!!!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:56 pm

Oi remmemers wen Black Bart went on hoi-yay-tus frum wroitin long-winded tales.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:11 pm

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:06 am

Yarr oi memarrs wen all an' sundree wood be hackin up me shup iffin thay nu oi 'ad free treyshore chess .

Now daze thee blaggerts wawnt sum poncy affie david ove wot be in dem chess
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin on Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:26 pm

Oi remember when yung peeple got up and offfered their seets to deserving wrecks.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DavidH on Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:57 am

And when the wrecks groped for the yung peeples seetes quite opennlee.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:02 pm

Arrrgh, gropin. That bring back memrees, hit duz...
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:44 am

YArrrrr...

Oi always thought a Gropin' was one of these...

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:57 am

That there fish seems to 'ave a wistful look on 'is face. Memories o' past gropin's?
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:20 pm

Arrrgh, 'e *is* blue... :fsm_yarr:
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