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Pirate Double Entendres
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:59 pm
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by black bart on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:15 am
Arr bein a god feerin Pyrate it remoinds me orf thee forbidden froot...I forbids me croo to ave any!
...er...froot that be.
...er...froot that be.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:18 am
*tsk tsk- wot dem lads needs is a decint convarsashun !
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by Roy Hunter on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:32 am
Nothing like a bit of verbal intercourse in the foc'sle...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by pieces o'nine on Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:11 pm
Speake the speache, oi prays ye, as oi pernounced hit to
ye, trippingly on thee tung: but hif ye mouf hit,
as many ov arrrgh pyrates do, oi 'ad as lief thee town-crier
spake me loines.
ye, trippingly on thee tung: but hif ye mouf hit,
as many ov arrrgh pyrates do, oi 'ad as lief thee town-crier
spake me loines.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:00 am
Arr tis hembarrissin...me First Mayt can't keep his hands of thee Bread Froot:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by DaveL on Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:07 pm
YArrr...
He looks extremely proud of that one.
He looks extremely proud of that one.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by black bart on Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:42 am
Tis where his other hand be that worries me!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by The Black Spot on Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:20 am
I thinks he be reachin' around fer another one.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by black bart on Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:29 am
I think Dave L has run out of rudely shaped vegetables at last...
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by The Black Spot on Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:46 am
Arrrr, that one looks like it had a good scrapin'.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by black bart on Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:32 am
Yes and it looks like it's lost it's onions.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by DaveL on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:16 am
YArrr...
Oi thinks this is what ye looking for Bart...
Oi thinks this is what ye looking for Bart...
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by black bart on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:40 am
Nice Onions.
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