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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby CobaltWinter on Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:49 am

Hello!!

After spending my life as a non believer of any following, feeling empty and not touched by anything, I recently read the Gospel of the Flyig Spaghetti Monster. I actually came across just a picture of His while cruising the internet. Upon reading I felt His noodly presence, and have decided to take on a life of plundering. I haven't felt so touched by anything since reading this, and wil do my best to follow the 8 I Really Rather You Didn'ts. I can't wait to start meeting others who have been touched, and look forward to a future as a Pastafarian.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:59 am

^ uh ... no . Oi warrcht thee croo desine dem a foo yeerz ago . Argh
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby la la on Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:13 am

Thank you all for the warm welcome! I'm moving on out of the new convert thread now, going to go play nicely with the other kids on the playground, or on the main deck, as the case may be. Looking forward to it...

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Lincoln.Alhazred on Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:32 pm

Hi, I'm new here.
I'm from Mexico :fsm_float:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby la la on Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:08 am

:welcome: aboard to all the new shipmates!
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"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby josephstoodley on Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:57 pm

Hello, joseph here - am 16 years old from the UK. Recently discovered this is the true path of enlightenment, so here I am :-)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby avatar42 on Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:03 pm

Hi, I'm new, could someone explain to me how the thread nesting works here?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby laedico on Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:00 pm

im new ;) now my intro is sorted lets start postign love The one and only monster The flying spaghetti monster
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:02 pm

Yeah, it's simple, it doesn't nest. First to post gets on top.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby newglobalstrategy on Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:57 am

Here's to a church I can believe in. durum durum roll on.

Greetings and look forward to making a few comments. I'm Russ by the way and I'm very new around here - it's an interesting place :lol:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby AndyFranklinson on Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:43 am

Hello everyone!

I'm new here, and I've recently become a Pastafarian! :D

I've been an atheist all my life.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:19 pm

Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:00 pm

AndyFranklinson wrote:I've been an atheist all my life.

That's the beauty of it... FSM boiled so you can believe or deny the existence of anything you want. RAmen. Welcome.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby danial77 on Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:24 pm

Hi,

I am Danial from Netherlands, I hope i will enjoy my stay here.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:53 am

:welcome: to all the new recruits. Take a look around, dive into a thread or ten, and most importantly: enjoy yourselves. Don't mind the cabin boy, though. He's considered strange, even by those who pull his strings. :haha:
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