YArrr Date 7/8/1712
After me last drinking epis(s)-ode Oi vowed never to touch the grog again...at least until the next toime!
This toime, Oi got "drunk" at the Benbow with this Cosmic Hippy Rainbow Pirate, wearin' strange tie-dyed clothin' and a weird lookin' headband. After he shouted me one tankard, he asked me to meet his friend a Miss "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds". As Oi was lookin' for a bit of company, meetin' Lucy would be a welcome change from a trip to Fifi's.
However, after another tankard (which he also shouted), Oi started seein' strange colours, started running through a pink marshmallow field and dancing on a gigantic pillow with 17 woolly mammoths. Then Oi caught the flying fish back to me ship and fell asleep on a gigantic toadstool with a door mouse.
Oi never did get to meet Lucy that night, although me hippy pirate friend tells me that she was "cosmic" and "far out" man.
After wakin up inside a barrel wearin only a dried haddock, Oi came to the following conclusion...
It was time to give up "drinkin" again!