Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:23 am

Griffin wrote:Oi remembers wen the 4:10 to 'ounslow west stopped at 'ounslow west!


Arrrgh be ye referin to thee noolly renamed "Peoples Republik of Ounslow"?

This renamin lark has got to stop or I'll burn me Handsome Cab Pass...

They has renamed "Staines" as "Staines on Thames!" If I was worried about Staines I'd never wear underpants again!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby anthrobabe on Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:38 pm

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:35 pm

YArrrrr...

It be Saucy Gert! Everyone must be in Portsmouth for the Pir-lympics!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:55 am

I remembers sauciness...I think it was brown or somat.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:34 am

Aye, an I remembers pickallillallee. We used t' dip the rats in it t' kill the taste.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:06 am

Aye an thee Mango Chutney was never made out o Mangos cos we never had no Mangos...but it made thee Weevil Bhajis taste better.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:32 am

Aye, an I remembers when we 'ad Weevil Bhajis, only we didn't 'ave no bhajis.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:36 am

YArrrrr...

Oi remembers the Great Weevil Famine of 1684. When there was neither weevil nor bhaji to enjoy. Some bugger made an absolute fortune passin' off maggots as weevils at exorbitant rates. When the Weevil hinspectors caught up with him, he'd already fled to some tax free haven in the Tortugas. Oi hear he be stealin' people's fish head stew recipes and makin a fortune.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:19 pm

Arrrgh, oi rememmers wen ye could get fish head stoo made wiv real fish heads, not this orful canned mistery stuff wiv thee hocashunal sardine parrrghts floatin in hit.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:38 am

Aaargh...I remembers when Peg Legs wuz made o real wood...

Me latest one be 'rekonstitooted Nef Yoo rusk' an I keep wakin up wiv Bilge rats nibblin on it...they die pretty quickly but it be a roight noosance.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DavidH on Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:01 am

I remembers when you used to have three men haulin on thee fladgit-line to glob up the main topps'l truss-boggle.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:34 am

Indeed and in the event of a disaster at sea you could always indulge in a spot of bottomry.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:54 am

I remembers disasters. Big, proper disasters we 'ad when I were a lad. Nowadays peoples get upset when a volcano blows up a town or two. Don't know they're born these days.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:01 am

I remembers when the Englishe Plank Walking team won thee World Plank Walking Cup under Captain Nobby Peg Leg Styles and First mate Bobby 'I want Moore" Fishe Head Stoo.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:06 pm

Arrrgh, if only us 'ad thee loikes o'teams ov yore! Nowadays, ye can 'ardly get respectacle partissipashun in thee pyrlimpics, arfter thee innishul loud boastin' in thee pubbes.
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