The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

This is the section that includes the forum rules, and standard operating procedures. You can't post to the rest of the forum until you've posted here. Don't bother trying.

Moderators: All Things Mods, Other Stuff Mods, Serious Mods, phpBB2 - Administrators

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:06 pm

:welcome: to our little corner of the interwebz, Charlesml3. Just mind the sharks. :haha:
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
User avatar
Roland Deschain
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3586
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:13 pm
Location: BASE jumping off the Dark Tower.

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Irreducibly Redacted on Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:15 am

Greetings mateys. I'm looking forward to many interesting discussions in the future.
"god is an ever receding bubble of scientific ignorance"- Neil deGrasse Tyson
Irreducibly Redacted
Conchigliette Convert
 
Posts: 1
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:07 am

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI on Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:52 am

:welcome: What's left after an irreducible redaction? Whatever was there before? What's that?
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
User avatar
IspywithmeI
Bucatini Buccanneer
 
Posts: 252
Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:25 am
Location: relatively uncertain

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Snoopkitten on Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:17 pm

Hi Everyone!

I have been a pastafarian (properly) for about 8 months now, i have always followed the mantra just unknowing as to what it was :D

Today i ordered my certificate :)

My real name is Cat and i like in the UK, i am totally obsessed with pirates and have been from a young age, in fact when people asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up the answer i gave was usually pirate, or han solo....i know i know...go figure lol.

Anyhow, thats me i guess, i look forward to posting more :)

Snoop
Image
User avatar
Snoopkitten
Conchigliette Convert
 
Posts: 4
Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:02 pm
Location: North Yorkshire UK

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:34 pm

:welcome: new converts. It's always good to meet new people, even if it's only in type. Dive right in and have fun.
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
User avatar
Roland Deschain
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3586
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:13 pm
Location: BASE jumping off the Dark Tower.

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jswalker on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:38 pm

Free School Meals? ;)
jswalker
Conchigliette Convert
 
Posts: 1
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:31 pm

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:23 am

Free school meals used to be the norm in the UK, but that changed, although if your parents are on unemployment benefit, that option is still there.

Oh, and :welcome: to Venganza, jswalker. :haha:
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
User avatar
Roland Deschain
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3586
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:13 pm
Location: BASE jumping off the Dark Tower.

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Zeitguy on Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:11 pm

Hi all,

Looking forward to joining your community and praise the one true God. :fsm_float:

Regards,

Zeitguy.
User avatar
Zeitguy
Conchigliette Convert
 
Posts: 1
Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:57 am

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:58 am

RAmen, zeitguy. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. :welcome:
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
User avatar
Roland Deschain
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3586
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:13 pm
Location: BASE jumping off the Dark Tower.

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:46 pm

Welcome, all ye scurvy newe recruits! :fsm_yarr:
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Misfit-farian on Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:59 pm

Hi everyone. Perhaps the newest convert. Was at a evangelist Christian church the other day (to please the parents and participate in supporting troops as I'm active duty myself) when I found myself confronted by a preacher about my beliefs. Feeling as if I was about to be jumped I have come to join the willing embrace of warm noodling love :fsm_float:
Misfit-farian
Conchigliette Convert
 
Posts: 5
Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:16 pm

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby clh_hilary on Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:34 pm

I just found this thread. So, hi! :fsm_float:
Don't make me sad, don't make me cry.
User avatar
clh_hilary
Ziti Zealot
 
Posts: 24
Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:45 am

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:30 am

Hi clh_hilary! I'll try not to make you cry.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
 
Posts: 15899
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:45 pm

Yarr maytees
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
User avatar
Mad Willyum Bonney
Admiral of Incomprehensibility
 
Posts: 3833
Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
Location: Bedlam

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby anthrobabe on Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:44 pm

Qwit cawlin em scurvey.
Thes beghinnin to finks it be a gud fing.

Keeps ye sum ohranges and lemyuns fur tha scurveys.
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
User avatar
anthrobabe
Lord of Linguini
 
Posts: 1325
Joined: Tue May 02, 2006 8:13 pm
Location: Waiting to move where the Gorillas are, the ones without cell phones and cars!

PreviousNext

Return to Standards and Practices

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests