PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh oi will neffarr be thee pyrate oi wunce wuz, arrrrrr......

[black bart]

PlayBilge will now display an image of some treasure ta calm everybody down:



Whilst thee offending hairyness is treated with a gallon of 'Veet'...

[Griffin]

H'anywun 'oo wants ter vote on this munthss PlayBilge videeo compertishun can catch it 'on me FB page. H'it be a bit blurry til ye press go! Oi dunno as 'ow ye can print a videeo in ther magazeen but Oi'm shoor ther must be a wayye.

[black bart]

Aaargh be it a Pirate Video...tis hillegal I tells ye!

[anthrobabe]

Hit be offishul!

Admiral Qwerty as shorn is locks and thar be photogruphic evidence too. But it be too shockin for ye lot.

[black bart]

I was so himpressed I had my locks shorn thee day aarghfter.

[The Black Spot]

I was so himpressed I had my locks shorn thee day aarghfter.

Really? There were me thinkin' ye'd dyed yer hair skin-coloured.

[DaveL]

Deer Headitor:

May oi tayke this hopper toonity t'congrachewlayte ye on this munf's sinnerfolde. Oi nivver beleaved that ye could foinde a hex sample wot wood hupset bof thee lads and thee wenches equal, loike, yet ye 'as!

Me entyre crewe taykes orf their 'ats an puts on there spare oipatches t'ye, sir.

pieces o'nine,
Cap'n, Thee Mad Moggies Revenge

Thank ye Capn. We are an equal opportunity offender an' look forward to doin' so again in next months edition.
ED

[black bart]

Aaargh there be rumour of a noo Knuckles O'Shuffles story happearin in thee Long Winded tales.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

wossa video anti gwiffin? rrrrrrrrrrrr

[Griffin]

wossa video anti gwiffin? rrrrrrrrrrrr

Oi'll tell ye wen ye be a bit older. If anywun sez they be pplayin' wun, ye shuld go owtside fer a breff o' fresh air.

[black bart]

Pyrate Olympiks Pin-up

Miss Peg "Flintlock" Roberts



Event: Pistol and moving target

Records: Four Frenchmen in five minutes

Medals: Silver medal in thee FREESTYLE PLANK WALKIN' (although she was accused of cheatin by competin in thee nip and disraktin thee judges).

What event will you be enterin in 4 years time?: I'll be goin fer thee Freestyle Shootin yer Parrot orf yer shoulder Gold Medal.

[DavidH]

Tell her, don't shoot, fone thee Sammarringtons.

[black bart]

Narrgh it be allright matey...she shoots from thee hip.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Is it August already? Me sundial must be playing up again...