The Your Banned Game

[Roy Hunter]

Consider this a sigma 5 banning.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Banned for playing base in the woods without a license.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

^ banned for not speaking to me .

[black bart]

^banned for harbouring Higgs the Bosun when he's wanted for not paying his bar tab.

[DavidH]

^ Yer banned for hunting Hogg's Bison when he's extinct.

[Roy Hunter]

Leviticus just Tweeted me. He says you're banned for touching swine. And wearing mixed fabrics.

[Ravi Oli]

The ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by...
and the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus said "we ban you ^ Roy".

[DavidH]

^ banned for dalliance with Iron-Age courtesans.

[black bart]

You were banned in the iron age and the bronze age and now I ban you in the tuppawear age.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for using wear where ware was correct.

[IspywithmeI]

^you're banned for missing that ^^ used tuppa where tupper was correct

[DavidH]

You're all banned for mentioning such vulgar plastic tat.

[Roy Hunter]

Andy Murray called. He says you're banned.

[Ravi Oli]

Mark Webber said I'll see your ^ Andy Murray and ban you ^ myself.

[pieces o'nine]

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing as ^ was banned.
On the run.