pieces o'nine wrote:* is compleately bemyoosed wif thee piteeyus shorrrght memries ov wot passes fer pyrates these dayes. Happarently Bart be reachin fer thee Jim Lad fer thee Best Long Winded Tale, when 'e alreddy pocketed that hawarrrghd way back on page 16. *
* taykes hadvantage ov thee general confyewshun t'mayke a quick run t'thee bar fer annuvver cone-yak *
Marooned...Marooooooooned....oh wo is me...is this a cutlass I see before me...crool fate hath dealt me such a blow...can I take me Arrgh Pad wiv me?
I promise not to write a Long Winded Tale from the Island of Knorks an cunninglee e mail it ready fer next years competishun.