Complete the Piratey Headline

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Oi thought a sentence was...

...when ye spend toime in gaol/jail
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...sumthin I can never manage, even after poetry lessons
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...sumfin that won't reach completion due to me chronic st st stu stu stuu...
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...yarrr stuff it, kidnap me a speech pathologist immediately!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:24 am

Arrrr, here be a thread that be needing rezz... reserr... wakin' up.

Giant grogbergs seen limbo dancing in beerglass. Admiral Benbow and Captain Cronan hallucinate after losing millions of braincells from brasso binge. Doctors don't expect them to get them back.


Portsmouth cancels this year's ***** after ***** of ***** go *****.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:40 am

Portsmouth cancels this year's Argghstock Festival after Pirate Boy Band 'Take the Lot' from TV Show 'The R Factor' decide to reform and go hip hop.


Santa decides a new present route will be required this Christmas after last years mishap, when his ********* got blown off by a large incendiary ******.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:59 am

Santa decides a new present route will be required this Christmas after last years mishap, when his sled's new bicycle rack attachment got blown off by a large incendiary inner tube.


Crowds gather in Portsmouth as Madame Fifi's offers *****.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:08 am

Crowds gather in Portsmouth as Madame Fifi's offers to pop out on her big upper balcony.

**** found on the Dark side of the Moon
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:54 am

There be more pock marks an' craters found on Bart's face than be found on the Dark side of the Moon


Landlord of Admiral Benbow shocked by arrival of huge *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:27 am

Landlord of Admiral Benbow shocked by arrival of huge Turnip shaped like a Willy

Honest Bank Chief Executive Kidnapped by pirates and Forced to ****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:15 am

Honest Bank Chief Executive Kidnapped by pirates and Forced to watch 3 showings of Portsmoutheus


Mayor Borat Jonestown tells citizens concerned about traffic problems during the Olympics to get *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:27 am

The Black Spot wrote:Mayor Borat Jonestown tells citizens concerned about traffic problems during the Olympics to get "on their bikes and look for work - maybe as a security guard".


Portsmouth in turmoil as floods wash away ****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:47 am

Portsmouth in turmoil as floods wash away Caber Tossing Contestants Just as Knuckles O'Shuffle was about to Win

Terror as Shub-Niggurath appears at the****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:56 am


Terror as Shub-Niggurath appears at the Portsmouth playhouse as Aladdin


Mad seagull attack on local man thought to have been caused by ****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:12 am

Mad seagull attack on local man thought to have been caused by a bad potato chip impersonation


Smuggler arrested off the coast of Portsmouth brandishing a large ****** was mistakenly identified as a *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:32 pm

The Amazing DaveL wrote:Smuggler arrested off the coast of Portsmouth brandishing a large Blow-up Brenda was mistakenly identified as a whale.


Brenda arrested after ***** in Bart's *****, while ***** and *****.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:11 pm

Brenda arrested after sunbathing in Bart's nest, while riots and vomit filled thee streets !.


Madame Fifi Welcomes *****
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Griffin on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:13 am

Madame Fifi Welcomes All-Year-Round Santa Clauses


Tidal wave washes away ****** causing heaving ******.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:13 am

Tidal wave washes away Big Brenda's Blouse causing heaving Sailor to Swallow his own tongue.

Easter Island Heads were based on the likeness of ******* say archaeologists.
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