Yarrrgh, many wenches an femail cap'ns 'ave dis-cussed ye, Will, an wish't ter speake wif ye as well.
Sadly, this will never 'appen in enny ov arrrgh loifetoimes, wif ye bein thee hadmirrel ov hincompre'ensibillity an awl...
DIE SPAMMERS DIE
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin