The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:36 pm

Argh! A winch thee loikes o ye be butter soivin in thee galley then at, thee helm!Ye lanlubrin poncy jibberin uppiddy skirt!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:03 pm

Arrrgh, 'ave yer peeps let my peeps know wen ye 'as a hinsult werf lissenin to.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:43 am

BINGO! Arrrrrr yer ^ peeps jest lost yet anotha round o'wank word bingo.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:53 am

Ravi Oli wrote:BINGO! Arrrrrr yer ^ peeps jest lost yet anotha round o'wank word bingo.


Aside from thee hinsult thread matey...I actually used that in an office ( I means weekly shyppe's croo) meeting some years ago, it was hilarious. I had to add the term "Read my lips" which was a favourite of our boss at thee time.

By thee way yer parrot speaks loik a North Walian.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:39 pm

Arrrrrgh, yer parrit eats shoots an leaves.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:03 am

Harrgh...well YER parrot has been made into a hat!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:39 am

But oi thought that YE were Cap'n PoN's 'at!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:08 pm

ARGH!

Steep asyde yung fella!
Ande lit me at er !
Ye mizzbul lanlubrin eggead !
Oil juss rechoir 2 minitz wiff Capin Peecez .
Now run along .
Arrrr
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:51 pm

Arrrrrgggghhhhhh Bonney, 'tis well nown ye rechoirs a LOT less then 2 minitz wiv a laydee... woiy thee wenches at Madam Fifi's names thee "Willy-or-Woentyum Bonney".
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:12 pm

Oi sees as yer ^ not claimin' t'be werf *enny* minits.

Jest sayin'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:34 pm

Ohhhh arrrrrrr... an' Oi thawt Oi waz defendin' a Laydee's onor!
Maybe 'tis tru wot is sed at thee vasectamie clinick who thankee fer thee bizness... Ye 'as the face wot lawnched a thowsend snips.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:53 pm

AVAST !

Wot be ye in sinew ating ?

Oi juss wushes to speek ta Capin Peeces .
Oid loike to speak ta 'er in thee galley then in me hammuck then in thee crow's nest then in the galley then in me quarrrrrrtarrrs then then in riggings then at thee helm then ......
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:03 pm

Yarrrgh, many wenches an femail cap'ns 'ave dis-cussed ye, Will, an wish't ter speake wif ye as well.

Sadly, this will never 'appen in enny ov arrrgh loifetoimes, wif ye bein thee hadmirrel ov hincompre'ensibillity an awl...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:17 pm

Wye me moist grayshuss Lady Capin Peeces , oid wood wush nuffin moor thin ta speek wiff ye roight dis ere momint .Yarr ta ye. :lech:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:58 am

Cap'n PoN be a real lady, ye blaggart, more than enough ter mince ye inter pieces o' thousands!
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