Ravi Oli wrote:Arrrrgggghhhhh bart... Oi'm wundarin iifin Rowland 'asnt happeared on accownt tis roomered 'e feints ev'ry toime 'e primes thart cannon ov 'is.
Aye or it could be he's run outta hamyoonishun...Harr, harr, haarrrgh...I has ta larf at me own jokes these days...which remoinds me orf thee next categoree:The Pirate with thee wittiest repartee in thee face of thee henemeee.
An thee nominshuns be:
My good self at thee skirmish outside thee Benbow on thee Hevenin of September 20th 1776.
Cap'n Ravi Oli at thee thee brawl infront of thee Fishmongers last friday.
Cap'n Roy McHunter durin thee All Portsmouth Pirate 5 a-side Tournament in March.
Cap'n Pieces O Nine Knorks during thee splendid scrimmage for hextra Fish Head Stoo rashuns last Wednesday.
Cap'n Roland Des Chaneee during thee pitched battle over thee chess tournament in thee back room of thee Benbow.
And now an hextra competishun for our lovelee toothless audience:Can ye match thee hinsults to thee Pirate?
a. Is it time for your medication Cap'n?
b. Are those your eyeballs, I found them in me cleavage?
c. Nice aftershave, do ye get a free gas mask with it?
d. You've dressed like a Frenchman
e. Have you anything to declare ye blaggard?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.