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10,000 (more) Commandments
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:45 pm
Whenst ye water ye lilac tree, giveth thy privy member a vigorous shake for the movements shalt preventeth a damp leg . If thou shaketh overly, washeth thy right hand afterwardeth.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by Roland Deschain on Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:05 am
9167: Thou shalt shake vigorously only in private, or unless someone wisheth to watch.
9166: Thou shalt number thy commandments.
9166: Thou shalt number thy commandments.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by black bart on Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:23 am
9165: Thou shall knoweth the number of the beach and yey that number shall be Number One South Beach, Blackpool.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by Eendje on Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:48 pm
9164 Thou shalt not place a 10 page long table in the midst of thy report, and still expect to receive a nice grade.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by Roy Hunter on Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:00 pm
9163: Blessed are the Appendices.Eendje wrote:9164 Thou shalt not place a 10 page long table in the midst of thy report, and still expect to receive a nice grade.
9162: Appendices are also good for hiding outliers, methodological problems and other shit that didn't fit your hypothesis.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by Roland Deschain on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:22 am
9161: Thou shalt write they theses in the style of the Pastafarian Doctorate.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by black bart on Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:13 am
9160: Thou shalt waiteth excitedly fer thee announcement of the discovery of thee Higgs Bosun on Wednesday...especially if thou art a Pirate an he owes ye money.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by la la on Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:32 am
9159: Thou shalt always treat thy comely wench and/or thy pirate captain kindly, that they may be as a good wind in thy sail, advancing thee mightily.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by DavidH on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:47 pm
9158: But thou shalt treat thy wench and thy captain with different sorts of kindness, lest thou be thought strange.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:49 pm
9157: Unkess thy wench and thy captain arrrgh one an thee sayme.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by Roy Hunter on Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:45 pm
9156: Ooh, there thou goest, bringing gender politics into it again...
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:36 pm
9155: 'Tis better than lettin blokes wot skips hacrost thee moors in skirrrrts settle everfing. Selah.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by DavidH on Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:10 pm
9154: And be sure that thy wench is truly comely, since wenches as don't henjoy it be no fun.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by black bart on Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:21 am
9155: Thou shalt abide by thee Captain's rules wenst thou art on board an don't go hidin in no apple barrels to hadjust thine undies.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
by DavidH on Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:26 am
9156: Thou shalt also moderate thy conduct when thou standest outside the barrel, for thou knowest not who may be on duty within.
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