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The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:54 pm
Funny you say that, because I just realized my glasses are missing, ye theivin' lout!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:08 am
Arrgh...I've seen eyeglasses look better on a Narwhal!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:33 pm
^ wants to come back as a narwhal so he can tell everyone "I got the horn..."
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:25 am
Arrgh yer insult looks loik it had set sail for thee "Lie Thread", got lost at sea an ended up here!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:05 pm
Arrrrggghhhh blarst ye bart... ye prolly be roight fer wonce so let's 'ave a rum ta sellerbrate thee ockasian.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by skyweir on Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:14 pm
Arrh, ye be moer loike fashyon deeseingers than pyrates- plunderin' each other ter find the roight threadee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:45 am
Arr talkin o fashion I see ye be wearin a nice little Vivienne Westwood number to himpress yer croo.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by skyweir on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:44 pm
Arrgh Bart, ye frocke coate 'as bin paart o' pyrate fashion fer centuries. Ye' 'r spendin too much tyme by the catwalk an' noo enough by the planke..
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:48 pm
Ye once mistook Cap'n Ahab, an' tried ter hump thee white whale! 
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Snoopkitten on Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:47 am
"Ye be not a pirate at all" - worst insult evar :D
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:19 am
Arrrrrrr 'twas thee^ tawt thee wenches at Madame Fifi's 'ow ta make sammiches.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:12 pm
Thee lads on yer shippe pity ye, fer beleevin that Mdame Fifi's be a legendary sammich shoppe.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:37 pm
Barrgh...the last sammich wot ye made ye left yer knork in it!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:24 pm
After what you left in that sammich in Thee Benbow's All You Can Eat Without Dying buffet, ye had to sign thee Sammich Offender's Register for ten yeaaaaarrrrrrs.
(T'wouldn't o been so bad, had ye not tried to use yer 'Jedi mind tricks' on thee constabulary: "These are not the knorks you are looking for...")
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:15 pm
Arrrgh, thee feare ov loss be a path t' thee Knork Soide, ye stuck-up, 'alf-witted, scruffy-lookin' haggis-herder!
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