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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:45 am

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:45 am

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:01 am

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9186: If thou knowest not the appeal in cricket, thou shalt love Star Trek instead.

9185: Thou shalt sell thy soul to attend Star Trek conventions.

9184: Thou shalt let the record skip until everyone at the party gets annoyed and leaves.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:23 am

9183: Thou shalt laugh at good jokes.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:26 pm

9182: Thou shalt not deliberately double post all over half the forum just so you can get your post count up in order to get a custom title quickly.

9181: Unless thou art PantyGnawer, obviously.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:31 am

9180: Thou shalt not invoke the names of trouble makers of the past...for they shall stealeth thy rum.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:32 am

9179: Thou shalt not take the mickey out of those who do not realise they have double-posted.
9178: Thou shalt double-check thy posts to ensure no double posting.
9177: Thou shalt delete thy double posts.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:44 pm

9176: Thou shalt naught exude bodily humours over trivial matters .
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:52 am

9175: Thou shalt not misuse thine powers of modshippeness and nip in and steal all thee rum...nay thou shalt use thine powers for goode such as adding Mad Will's missing numbering.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby skyweir on Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:42 am

9174- Thou shalt not hide thy light under a bishop.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:53 am

9173: Thou shalt check the oil, water, brake fluid, tyres and lights before driving off on holiday this time...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:26 pm

9172: Thou shalt know right well that "tyres" are properly spelt "tires".
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:37 pm

9171: They are tyres when they are mounted on coloured aluminium wheels. A nice sulphur yellow colour...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:26 pm

9170: thou shalt smile and greet x girlfriends with warmth, for she may be thinking of ye .
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:10 am

9169: Thou shalt not purchaseth too many battery operated gadgets...for ye shall not have enough drawer space to keep all the batteries therein.
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