The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:11 am

That be an hambiguous cat ye posted there. Be that Errol thee poirate, afeared on thee seven seas, or be that thee real PoN, 'alf asleep as usual?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:09 pm

That be Dom thee Danger Catte, witch ye wood know if ye were reedin thee boards insted ov hobsessin o'er yer strawberrie spinnich sprouts, ye green-hooked lubber.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:56 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:That be Dom thee Danger Catte, witch ye wood know if ye were reedin thee boards insted ov hobsessin o'er yer strawberrie spinnich sprouts, ye green-hooked lubber.

Thee foine art o' hirony be lost on ye, wench. :haha:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:28 am

Hirony? Ye lubber, ye should be locked in hironees an thrown in thee vertyewal bilge!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:50 am

As long as it not be thee one wi' a certain cabin boy in. That one be full o' thee stench o' thee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:23 am

Arrrrr wen ye wert a yungster they called ye "Gorgonzola" an' ye thawt they ment the fire-breathin' Japanese movie monsta... RRAARRRRRRGGGHHhhhhh! [koff koff]
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:07 am

harrgh...yer muvver was a sea monstarrgh an yer fadder was a ...was a...anuvver eekwallee scaree sea monstaargh ...wiv bad breath!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:32 pm

Oh yarrrgggghhhh? Oi heared ye were in grate demarnd fer strippin' paint and barnacles offa hulls.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:52 pm

Ye trayd yer rum tots to nefyoo fer his rashun ice cholit milk .
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby skyweir on Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:30 am

Yer shyppe hez a rashun o' ice choklit milk. An' yer wenches be plastik.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:38 am

Yarrrrr but 'er wenches dumped ye first.

Me ladd be livin' up yar ^ way in "thee fridge on thee ridge" an' foindin' it a bit cool fer 'is loikin's... sew 'e 'eads fer thee coast weekends. :haha:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby skyweir on Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:49 am

Arrh, they only dumped me 'caus ye deflated 'em.

Yer lad as sum braynes, preferrin' toastin on ye coast ter chillin on ye 'ill. Ah'd de the sem mesel, but sommon's goot ta keep plunderin.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:39 pm

Ye've got precious little plunderin' done on account of having so little 'down under'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:28 pm

Arrggghhh ye wag Roy.... 'tis dowtful a Scottie Pyrate wert thee ferst ta say "a penny fer yer thawts." Ye hinvented thee kilt sowas not ta 'ave pockits.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby skyweir on Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:22 am

Thee tropik 'eat as turned ye daft, Ravi. Yer sweatin'- an' sweatin' the small stuffe, loike thee contents of ye kilte, an' Scottish thaught.
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