10,000 (more) Commandments

[black bart]

9206: They sayeth that love doth be blind...but not that blind!

[StJason]

9205: If love makes you blind, what does that say about masturbation?

9204: Err.. Oops. That last one wasn't a commandment. Err.. Umm.. I command you to ignore it.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

9203: Thou shalt not mocketh thee lovelorn leest Ye be afflicted , then woe unto ye , for I shall show no mercy , nor shall quarter be given. ( can't get much for two bits these days anyhow so don't sweat it ).

[Roland Deschain]

9202: Thy staff and rod are thy weapons, as is thy brain, yet sometimes thy brain attacketh thee unforgivingly. Thou shalt attempt to overcome thy weaknesses, and use them to great effect.

9201: Thou shalt love Star Wars.

[pieces o'nine]

9200: Thy staff and rod are thy weapons, as well as a comfort to thee, as is thy brain, yea. Yet sometimes thy rod and thy staff over-ruleth thy brain. Thou shalt be mindful of this failing. Selah.

[Roy Hunter]

9199: Blessed are the cheesemakers.

[StJason]

9198: Blessed are the geeks. And the pirates. And the midgets... hoo, this is getting too long. Let's just say 'FSM Bless Us, Every One' and get it over with, okay?

[daftbeaker]

9197: Obviously 9199 isn't meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

9196: Thou shalt watch each and every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" in order.

9195: Thou shalt watch Pinkie Pie, and be happy.

[black bart]

9194: Blessed are the Greeks for they shall bring down the Euro and maketh our holidays cheap.

[skyweir]

9193- Thou shalt curse the Greeks, for their default shall cause a plague of GFC Mark II, thus causing the price of pasta and olives to rise. Verily shalt thou curse them on empty tummies and with oliveless breath.

[black bart]

9192: Thou shalt wish Phil the Greek a speedy return from hospital for verily his politically uncorrect comments are sadly missed.

[Roland Deschain]

9191: Thou shalt very heavily regulate the financial industry, closing any and all loopholes on said regulatory powers, and remove their power.

9190: Thou shalt heavily fine bankers when they bring down economies, as well as politicians, sending them to gaol for crimes against humanity, and ending their careers in that industry. If thou cannot be trusted with a country's money, thou deserveth thy punishment.

9189: Thou shalt not spend more than thou earneth.

[black bart]

9188: Thou shalt never go on another Caribbean Holiday

[skyweir]

9187- Despite which, though shalt not like cricket; though shalt love it.