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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Mon May 28, 2012 8:31 am

9206: They sayeth that love doth be blind...but not that blind!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StJason on Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:00 am

9205: If love makes you blind, what does that say about masturbation?

9204: Err.. Oops. That last one wasn't a commandment. Err.. Umm.. I command you to ignore it.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:36 am

9203: Thou shalt not mocketh thee lovelorn leest Ye be afflicted , then woe unto ye , for I shall show no mercy , nor shall quarter be given. ( can't get much for two bits these days anyhow so don't sweat it ).
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:19 am

9202: Thy staff and rod are thy weapons, as is thy brain, yet sometimes thy brain attacketh thee unforgivingly. Thou shalt attempt to overcome thy weaknesses, and use them to great effect.

9201: Thou shalt love Star Wars.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:20 pm

9200: Thy staff and rod are thy weapons, as well as a comfort to thee, as is thy brain, yea. Yet sometimes thy rod and thy staff over-ruleth thy brain. Thou shalt be mindful of this failing. Selah.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:40 pm

9199: Blessed are the cheesemakers.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StJason on Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:57 pm

9198: Blessed are the geeks. And the pirates. And the midgets... hoo, this is getting too long. Let's just say 'FSM Bless Us, Every One' and get it over with, okay?
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:46 pm

9197: Obviously 9199 isn't meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:52 pm

9196: Thou shalt watch each and every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" in order.

9195: Thou shalt watch Pinkie Pie, and be happy.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:15 pm

9194: Blessed are the Greeks for they shall bring down the Euro and maketh our holidays cheap.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby skyweir on Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:49 am

9193- Thou shalt curse the Greeks, for their default shall cause a plague of GFC Mark II, thus causing the price of pasta and olives to rise. Verily shalt thou curse them on empty tummies and with oliveless breath.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:35 am

9192: Thou shalt wish Phil the Greek a speedy return from hospital for verily his politically uncorrect comments are sadly missed.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:33 am

9191: Thou shalt very heavily regulate the financial industry, closing any and all loopholes on said regulatory powers, and remove their power.

9190: Thou shalt heavily fine bankers when they bring down economies, as well as politicians, sending them to gaol for crimes against humanity, and ending their careers in that industry. If thou cannot be trusted with a country's money, thou deserveth thy punishment.

9189: Thou shalt not spend more than thou earneth.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:26 am

9188: Thou shalt never go on another Caribbean Holiday :cry:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby skyweir on Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:26 am

9187- Despite which, though shalt not like cricket; though shalt love it.
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