All roight, all roight. Oi sees as DaveL 'as -- fer inhexplickabull reasons -- declyned t'compete fer this year's hawarrrghd. 'E 'ad plenty ov chances.
Thee nommy knees be...
* dramatic pause to build some semblance of suspense in a mostly drunken crowd *
An thee winner ov thee Jim Lad is...
DIE SPAMMERS DIE
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin