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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun May 27, 2012 4:52 pm

...peeny colardas an' singin' "Oo's gotta luverly buncha coconuts"...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun May 27, 2012 7:00 pm

...prack tissin' fer thee YuroFission contest...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon May 28, 2012 4:34 am

...as pieces sucksesfuly deflects any coneckshun betwixt coconuts an' knorks
...wear thee Greek entree 'as taken thee stage with'n act they know works coz it beat them once before - a wunderful meckanikal 'orse wot mesmerizes the crowd woile the pyrates 'idin in side jump owt an' steel thee otha contestent's purses...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon May 28, 2012 7:59 am

...onlee one o thee contestants (Lord Hingleybert of Humpernickle) was suffishuntlee sober ta notice a pirates hand bein thrust into his...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Tue May 29, 2012 5:06 pm

...Albanian entry, which shrieked...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue May 29, 2012 7:22 pm

...in thee forgotten language of thee midgets, lost fer one million years, but only because...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue May 29, 2012 9:41 pm

...he dint 'ave a magick stone in a hat fer use in translaytin...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby daftbeaker on Wed May 30, 2012 1:52 am

The mystic runes hidden in Nef Yoo's diaper.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu May 31, 2012 7:21 am

...Aye the mystic runes wot had been carved out of thee livin...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu May 31, 2012 8:00 am

...microbes and fungi that inhabit there. Something else lives in there, something dark and mysterious...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Thu May 31, 2012 8:06 am

...like Constable Timmins zucchini trouser enhancer...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu May 31, 2012 8:11 am

...but no one has had the courage to go wading in there to find out the truth...no one that is until...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:44 am

...Nef Yoo's latest nanny sed thee majic werd "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" an' suddunlee...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:35 am

...the entire cast from the Sound of Music appeared...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:12 pm

...with the 'Sound of Music' Dalek making a cameo appearance...
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