^ You make me feel like banning,
Gonna ban the night away.
You make me feel like banning,
Gonna ban Ravi Oli.
And you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roland Deschain on Tue May 22, 2012 4:36 pm
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Tue May 22, 2012 6:14 pm
And how
can you mend
a ban-ned Roland?
You can't.
can you mend
a ban-ned Roland?
You can't.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Thu May 24, 2012 3:57 am
Where are the bans
I left all behind
The spicks and the specks
Of the bans on my mind
Where is the ban
That shone in my head
I gave it to you
^ You are banned
^ You are banned
I left all behind
The spicks and the specks
Of the bans on my mind
Where is the ban
That shone in my head
I gave it to you
^ You are banned
^ You are banned
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Thu May 24, 2012 8:41 am
I don't know any more Beegees songs so you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Thu May 24, 2012 8:55 am
Oh Bart! You've gone and spoiled it now!
We were in the middle of a chain reaction...
So you're banned.
We were in the middle of a chain reaction...
So you're banned.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Thu May 24, 2012 9:06 am
I just noticed this on your quote line:
One should not believe everything one reads on the internet" ~ Abraham Lincoln.
You are well and truly banned for that one...everyone knows that Abraham Lincoln was shot just one day before the internet came online.
One should not believe everything one reads on the internet" ~ Abraham Lincoln.
You are well and truly banned for that one...everyone knows that Abraham Lincoln was shot just one day before the internet came online.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roland Deschain on Fri May 25, 2012 2:27 am
Oh dear, Bart. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I'm afraid that the internet was online the day before for testing, and good ole Abe played around on it. This occurred in Massachusetts and Odessa (a city on the Black Sea). If only you had your mind on something else, you'd know this. Prepare for bannination.
You're banned!
You're banned!
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri May 25, 2012 2:59 am
Odessa is not on the Black Sea. It's next to the Black Sea, but it's not on it. If it was on the Black Sea, it would sink. Not a seaworthy city, Odessa. Not really what it was designed for. So you're banned for telling Bart lies.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Fri May 25, 2012 4:55 am
You're banned for hinting that my home village is not actually on the river Lugg. OK, it isn't, but we don't like people to know that. Therefore you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Fri May 25, 2012 8:08 am
You're banned for having a river named after an ear hole.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roland Deschain on Fri May 25, 2012 6:36 pm
^ You're banned for having more ear holes than are strictly necessary.
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Sat May 26, 2012 4:06 pm
After what I just heard on the grapevine, you ^ are most definitely banned.
@ bart... we must ban all Pakistanis and Afghans for having a pass [Khyber Pass] named after your rectum!
You're banned for having a river named after an ear hole.
@ bart... we must ban all Pakistanis and Afghans for having a pass [Khyber Pass] named after your rectum!
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The You're Banned Game
by DavidH on Sun May 27, 2012 6:35 am
You're banned for stuffing grapevines in your ears.
The conventional method is to ferment the grapes and pour the product down your throat.
The conventional method is to ferment the grapes and pour the product down your throat.
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Re: The You're Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Sun May 27, 2012 6:54 am
You are banned for the consequent state of my liver.DavidH wrote:The conventional method is to ferment the grapes and pour the product down your throat.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roland Deschain on Sun May 27, 2012 12:16 pm
^ You're banned for a statement of consequence.
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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