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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri May 11, 2012 4:21 pm

Arrrr but Cap'n pieces thar be knorks... an' thar be KNORKS... an' thar be moobs. Now Oi'd recken on a few foine sets of either b'tween thee votin' panel but Oi recken thee magoritty ov thee votes wud be fer thee secund hinterpratashun... nort thee set ye got frum Walmart.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Mon May 14, 2012 10:45 am

Now look ere...there aint an haward for knorks. sporks or florks...tis all a load o balonee made up by thee Royal Navy ta ridicool us Pirates...

The next haward be "Thee Most Long Winded Postings".

and thee nominees be:

Roy Hunter
Royston Hunter
Royston Fotheringhay Hunter
Roy McHunter
Roylana Hunter
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon May 14, 2012 2:54 pm

* backstage, thee emcees flip through thee list ov oyrates wot aint hannounce't a hawarrrghd, nommy nated a hawarrrghd, or --AHEM-- won a hawarrrghd t'keep thee festivities movin smoove, loike *
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu May 17, 2012 5:00 pm

Cap'n pieces twuld happear there all stage-fryted, too drunk or nort fust on thee nomyknees. Per'aps a fethasord deul... larst won standin' takes the proize? Be gud fer a larf at this point in proseedin's.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Fri May 18, 2012 6:53 am

Ravi Oli wrote:Cap'n pieces twuld happear there all stage-fryted, too drunk or nort fust on thee nomyknees. Per'aps a fethasord deul... larst won standin' takes the proize? Be gud fer a larf at this point in proseedin's.
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Ye be opin thee girls from Madame Fifi's be hinvolved no doubt. :lech:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 18, 2012 12:06 pm

Arrrgh, there be no hawarrrghd fer pay-tronoisin thee wenches hat Madame Fifi's!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Sun May 20, 2012 10:47 am

Aye ye be right matey, I was there last Friday an when I tried to compliment Gizelle on her massage skills and her use of thee Hinglish language she said : "*** off ye patronising git!"
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun May 20, 2012 10:47 pm

* looks around suspishus, loike *

Arrrrrgh, who won thee hawarrrghd fer "Thee Most Long Winded Postings"? Annownce 'im an get 'im up t'thee dye-us t'hacksept 'is hawarrrghd an lets keep this show on thee roade, ye lubbers!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Mon May 21, 2012 7:52 am

pieces o'nine wrote:* looks around suspishus, loike *

Arrrrrgh, who won thee hawarrrghd fer "Thee Most Long Winded Postings"? Annownce 'im an get 'im up t'thee dye-us t'hacksept 'is hawarrrghd an lets keep this show on thee roade, ye lubbers!


Arrgh...an thee winner be:

Roy Hunter for his hincomprehensible post on "How to manufacture a shyppe's sound system from four Narwhal Tusks and a Spaniard's Codpiece."
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon May 21, 2012 2:54 pm

black bart wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:* looks around suspishus, loike *

Arrrrrgh, who won thee hawarrrghd fer "Thee Most Long Winded Postings"? Annownce 'im an get 'im up t'thee dye-us t'hacksept 'is hawarrrghd an lets keep this show on thee roade, ye lubbers!


Arrgh...an thee winner be:

Roy Hunter for his hincomprehensible post on "How to manufacture a shyppe's sound system from four Narwhal Tusks and a Spaniard's Codpiece."

That be soundin' loike a wonderful piece o' literature. Where be this? Thee long winded tale thread?
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Griffin on Mon May 21, 2012 3:20 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:
black bart wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:* looks around suspishus, loike *

Arrrrrgh, who won thee hawarrrghd fer "Thee Most Long Winded Postings"? Annownce 'im an get 'im up t'thee dye-us t'hacksept 'is hawarrrghd an lets keep this show on thee roade, ye lubbers!


Arrgh...an thee winner be:

Roy Hunter for his hincomprehensible post on "How to manufacture a shyppe's sound system from four Narwhal Tusks and a Spaniard's Codpiece."

That be soundin' loike a wonderful piece o' literature. Where be this? Thee long winded tale thread?


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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon May 21, 2012 5:41 pm

^ & ^^ twud seam proper thee hawardin' of the long-winded postin' be long-winded...
Twud awlso seam Roy 'as fell asleep at thee sus pence ov it awl... Oi Milo... stop lickin' yerself an' plant a wet one on yer masta...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Thu May 24, 2012 8:21 am

He's bein very Long Winded wiv his hacceptance speach...bein Scottish he might possibly be in thee bar, or fightin, or argewin about thee price of thee drinks, or tryin to make Nef Yoo into a Haggis...or all o thee above.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu May 24, 2012 8:49 am

Eh? What? What did I miss?

Sorry, I must have had a dodgy bowl of Bart Industries® Fish 'Ed Stoo. Been in the lavvy for ages. I'd give it a couple of minutes, if I were you.

Anyway, I won an award for long-winded and incomprehensible posts? Just as well I prepared a speech...

*unfurls scroll of parchment*

"Thanks."

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 24, 2012 12:28 pm

* thunderous happlawse greetes Roy's hack septence speache *

Ye done well, Roy, fank yew.

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