The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon May 07, 2012 3:25 pm

Hello new converts! And old converts as well, I suppose.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Sat May 12, 2012 2:42 pm

a4techjames wrote:Hi guys, I am james. I saw your tshirts in the registration page I think? I wonder if I can submit some more designs about the tshirt? I am looking forward for your reply.

Yeah, go to the Venganza site and submit them to Bobby. He needs to approve any monetizing on the FSM that happens anyway, so might as well start there.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Wed May 16, 2012 7:50 pm

Welcome aboard veganblue and robjons21!

There's nothing official going on here. You're free to observe any pastafarian traditions or holidays in whichever manner tickles your fancy, or not at all if you prefer. We're not very much into dogma and it's been ages since Bobby has been sighted around here. (The FSM, on the other hand, has been seen around the internet but is often intoxicated so you can't always take him too seriously.)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Thu May 17, 2012 4:15 am

Welll, there is The Great Suck:
You should take a single noodle, place it on your tongue and suck it in as loudly as you wish.
Chase it with beer.
Then watch some porn or go to a strip club.


Extra points for doing it all dressed like a pirate.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby metalsgdl » Thu May 17, 2012 2:18 pm

Hello,
My name is Salvatore. You can all call me Sam. I am happy and very proud to be a member and clergy-member of this fine Organization. Can't wait to get started. Thanks! :fsm_float:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RamendNoodleson » Fri May 18, 2012 7:42 pm

Hi all

I've been a non-practicing Pastafarian for several years.
I recently recorded a discussion between several Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqrmvOd6XBU&feature=youtube_gdata

BTW please don't make any comments about my name - my parents are Fundamentalist Pastafarians too.

Ramend :evilgrin:

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Postby Roy Hunter » Sat May 26, 2012 4:52 pm

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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun May 27, 2012 2:23 pm

:welcome: one and all, we wish you all pasta and sauce.

Roy, you are so lucky I didn't allow those links to load. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Sminthian » Tue May 29, 2012 1:16 am

I've been a pastafarian for a few years now. I never noticed this forum section before, so I'm going to give it a try.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue May 29, 2012 7:11 pm

:welcome: Smithian. We're a little hidden here, but since the change in general layout on the main site, it appears that we have become far more visible. Please enter into the fray of the many weird and wonderful (and occasionally serious) discussions we have here. New members are always very welcome.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby EvangelicalNotHater » Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:44 pm

Hi -- here's my first post

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:17 am

:welcome: to Venganza, Evangelica. I see you've been approved already, and have made a post somewhere else. Join in the fun, and make yourself at home. If you would like strippers and grog, they're all free, just mind the parrots, sharks, dogs, and cabin boys. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:14 am

Welcome Charlesml3. Is that Charles cubic millilitre? Interesting concept...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:20 am

Is it installation Art?

I shall call it "Pastafarian Sunrise over Lewisham Cubed" and win the Turner Prize.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:06 pm

:welcome: to our little corner of the interwebz, Charlesml3. Just mind the sharks. :haha:
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