* stomps graysfully back onto thee dye-us, coffs, haddresses microfone *
There be no 'ope fer hit, lads, thee Jim Lad fer thee Best Long Winded Tale goes ter Black Bart, on account ov 'is shaymeless ballot stuffin' an voter fraud. Summin foinde 'im an point 'im in thee genrul direckshun ov thee dye-us, ware Milo be garrrghdin 'is hawarrrghd... Good boy, Milo!
We'll be back wif thee next round ov hawarrrghds arfter this breefe worde from annuver one ov arrrgh sponsors...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens