^ was six and out in backyard cricket for breaking the kitchen window. Never played again after the thrashing he got.
[Conkers... that's something to do with nuts on strings right?]
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Wed May 09, 2012 10:33 am
Much like Milo, ^ does not own any nuts on a string.
(Do you play this game to lose, Ravi?)
(Do you play this game to lose, Ravi?)
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!
by Ravi Oli on Wed May 09, 2012 4:41 pm
^knows that I know that he knows I know that answering in the positive means the negative. I'm such a nice guy.
Milo knows the cruelest cut is the kindest.
Milo knows the cruelest cut is the kindest.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Lies!
by daftbeaker on Wed May 09, 2012 5:02 pm
^ knows that Milo knows that Roy's slippers are tasty.
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Re: Lies!
by Roland Deschain on Wed May 09, 2012 9:43 pm
^ lies in her sig.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Thu May 10, 2012 7:51 am
^hasn't inspired me to write "The Island of the Knorks"...when I get over the excitement of the Queens Jubilee.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Lies!
by pieces o'nine on Thu May 10, 2012 1:01 pm
^ always orders "Queens Jubilee" for dessert in posh restaurants.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Thu May 10, 2012 1:57 pm
^ may yet back down on her "No Knorks" standpoint, and get her Jubilees out for the lads.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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