The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri May 04, 2012 2:00 pm

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 04, 2012 3:08 pm

That's enuff, that's enuff. Get orf thee dye an let sumwun else 'ave a turn!

Pay attenshun, ye lubbers, an settle down in thee back! We can see ye an hear ye, so minde yer manners. Ye now who ye arrrgh...

Roight. Arrrgh next awarrrghd this hinterminabull heavenin be for thee Best Long Winded Tale...thee nommy knees be:
Black Bart
Cap'n Black Bart
Black Bart, Captain of Bart Industries
Bart, Cap'n Black
Blab Crack Pant
Back Crab Plant
Blab Track
Black Brat
Bract Balk

Wait a minnit!

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Milo the dog on Fri May 04, 2012 3:22 pm

ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!

*wagwagwagwagwag*
Arf!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri May 04, 2012 5:15 pm

Yer a gud bouy Milo [pats 'is 'ead] - Oi knows ye art thee reel brains ov thee teem an' awl ye gets fer yer efferts tis arse biskits.

Oim sad ta sea Cap'n pieces still 'werrin 'er anti-wardrobe-malfunkshun duckedtape...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat May 05, 2012 8:56 pm

* stomps graysfully back onto thee dye-us, coffs, haddresses microfone *

There be no 'ope fer hit, lads, thee Jim Lad fer thee Best Long Winded Tale goes ter Black Bart, on account ov 'is shaymeless ballot stuffin' an voter fraud. Summin foinde 'im an point 'im in thee genrul direckshun ov thee dye-us, ware Milo be garrrghdin 'is hawarrrghd... Good boy, Milo!

We'll be back wif thee next round ov hawarrrghds arfter this breefe worde from annuver one ov arrrgh sponsors...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat May 05, 2012 9:36 pm

Kongratcherlayshuns, Roy. Ye be 'avin' a noive award there. Make sure ye know where it be at all times loike... :evilgrin:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Tue May 08, 2012 6:08 am

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oi nivver hexpekted this me hearties :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oim not normallee a blubberer but if ye onlee knew thee year oiv had of it...thee barnacle scrapin...thee peg leg rot...thee writers block wot kept me from finishin alf me tales (cheers from thee audience)...

:cry: :cry: :cry: Somewun give me a tissue...

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er...that looks fermiliarrgh! :cry:

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue May 08, 2012 5:40 pm

Arrrrrrr bart... giv it a brake... we all nose Bart Hindustries be the worlds biggest sirplyer ov crocodile tears... but seerishly, ye art a deezurving winna. Ye arnt 'alf as sucksinked wiv ye werds as me. Oi'll 'ave ta get me one o' them dickshunairie thingies an' keep hoanin' me werd skilz.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Thu May 10, 2012 7:27 am

Have we run out of Hawards?...lookin at thee amount o Rum left at thee Bar I don't think so.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker on Thu May 10, 2012 5:10 pm

black bart wrote:Have we run out of Hawards?...lookin at thee amount o Rum left at thee Bar I don't think so.

There's rum left? *hic*
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 10, 2012 5:15 pm

There be stacks ov henvelopes wif nommynashuns writ on'em just waitin' t'be hopened...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu May 10, 2012 5:21 pm

^ Be thar one wiv THEE BEST PYRATE WENCH'S KNORKS on it?
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 10, 2012 10:14 pm

* cap'n pieces o' nine suddenly perks up *
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri May 11, 2012 8:30 am

Arrrr Cap'n pieces... even tho ye 'aven't flashed 'em Oi recken ye shud 'ave thee Golden Nipple fer THEE BEST PYRATE WENCH'S KNORKS fer been a gud sport.

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1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
Bailey's® Irish cream
Add goldschlager and butterscotch schnapps to a 1 1/2 oz. shot glass. Fill with bailey's irish cream and serve.

Oi recken we gets a few o'them inta yer we moight yet get a fav'rable wardrobe malfuncshun...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 11, 2012 12:08 pm

Ye wreckons wrong. :haha:

Oi feels that thee knork be a gender-nootral himplement, so there should be sevral outrajus nommy knees fer thee Jim Lad in this cat a'gory.
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