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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 07, 2012 2:47 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon May 07, 2012 3:25 pm

Hello new converts! And old converts as well, I suppose.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby a4techjames on Sat May 12, 2012 12:07 am

Hi guys, I am james. I saw your tshirts in the registration page I think? I wonder if I can submit some more designs about the tshirt? I am looking forward for your reply.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Sat May 12, 2012 2:42 pm

a4techjames wrote:Hi guys, I am james. I saw your tshirts in the registration page I think? I wonder if I can submit some more designs about the tshirt? I am looking forward for your reply.

Yeah, go to the Venganza site and submit them to Bobby. He needs to approve any monetizing on the FSM that happens anyway, so might as well start there.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby veganblue on Sun May 13, 2012 9:26 am

G'day - Australian Pastafarian here. I have to admit that I've been a bit lax in my Church of the FSM attendance but there are not a lot of local chapters.

I've been guided by his noodliness despite this and feel the calling to learn his worship more devotedly so that I may assist others into his warm tentacular embrace if they be so drawn.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby robjons21 on Wed May 16, 2012 2:53 pm

I am very new to pastafarianism.....(is that it?)
I'm not really a crap shoveler(except with my dog :mrgreen: )
anyways, i just converted kind of, but i'm wondering if there is any "official" way to convert. I just oredered t-shirts and i love the whole concept of pastafarianism. It is great to be here and i hope i have a great time.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd on Wed May 16, 2012 7:50 pm

Welcome aboard veganblue and robjons21!

There's nothing official going on here. You're free to observe any pastafarian traditions or holidays in whichever manner tickles your fancy, or not at all if you prefer. We're not very much into dogma and it's been ages since Bobby has been sighted around here. (The FSM, on the other hand, has been seen around the internet but is often intoxicated so you can't always take him too seriously.)

In short, the only requirements for becoming an "official" member of the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are a belief that Creationism is not science and shouldn't be taught as such, and declaring yourself one. Everything else is optional.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Thu May 17, 2012 4:15 am

Welll, there is The Great Suck:
You should take a single noodle, place it on your tongue and suck it in as loudly as you wish.
Chase it with beer.
Then watch some porn or go to a strip club.


Extra points for doing it all dressed like a pirate.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby metalsgdl on Thu May 17, 2012 2:18 pm

Hello,
My name is Salvatore. You can all call me Sam. I am happy and very proud to be a member and clergy-member of this fine Organization. Can't wait to get started. Thanks! :fsm_float:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RamendNoodleson on Fri May 18, 2012 7:42 pm

Hi all

I've been a non-practicing Pastafarian for several years.
I recently recorded a discussion between several Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqrmvOd6XBU&feature=youtube_gdata

BTW please don't make any comments about my name - my parents are Fundamentalist Pastafarians too.

Ramend :evilgrin:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby memorialurn on Fri May 25, 2012 8:01 am

Hello..i am new bie...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat May 26, 2012 4:52 pm

Hello memorialurn - are you a spambot?

If you are not, then Hi! How are you.

If you are a spambot, then...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun May 27, 2012 2:23 pm

:welcome: one and all, we wish you all pasta and sauce.

Roy, you are so lucky I didn't allow those links to load. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Sminthian on Tue May 29, 2012 1:16 am

I've been a pastafarian for a few years now. I never noticed this forum section before, so I'm going to give it a try.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue May 29, 2012 7:11 pm

:welcome: Smithian. We're a little hidden here, but since the change in general layout on the main site, it appears that we have become far more visible. Please enter into the fray of the many weird and wonderful (and occasionally serious) discussions we have here. New members are always very welcome.
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