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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby davidluceyesq1 on Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:07 pm

"The New Conversion"

Christianity Today has a long but very interesting article that discusses the "sea change" that evangelicals are experiencing in regards to views on conversion experiences. The sub title reads: "Evangelicals are undergoing a sea change understanding when it comes to this pivotal moment in the believer's life."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby iTzTrikzz on Fri May 04, 2012 10:38 am

Aye! My names Justin, call me Trikzz if you would. My friend and I heard about FSM and we both joined immediately. Cant wait. By the way, love the emotes :lurk:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby kgalusha on Fri May 04, 2012 12:17 pm

hello, my name is Kyle, My username is Kgalusha as you can see. Me and my friend decided to follow the FSM yesterday! i look forward to having more experiences and discussions!! :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat May 05, 2012 10:22 pm

:welcome: land lubbers. You'll soon be getting your sea legs with us. Dive right in, but remember your life jackets. :haha:
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 07, 2012 2:47 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon May 07, 2012 3:25 pm

Hello new converts! And old converts as well, I suppose.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby a4techjames on Sat May 12, 2012 12:07 am

Hi guys, I am james. I saw your tshirts in the registration page I think? I wonder if I can submit some more designs about the tshirt? I am looking forward for your reply.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Sat May 12, 2012 2:42 pm

a4techjames wrote:Hi guys, I am james. I saw your tshirts in the registration page I think? I wonder if I can submit some more designs about the tshirt? I am looking forward for your reply.

Yeah, go to the Venganza site and submit them to Bobby. He needs to approve any monetizing on the FSM that happens anyway, so might as well start there.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby veganblue on Sun May 13, 2012 9:26 am

G'day - Australian Pastafarian here. I have to admit that I've been a bit lax in my Church of the FSM attendance but there are not a lot of local chapters.

I've been guided by his noodliness despite this and feel the calling to learn his worship more devotedly so that I may assist others into his warm tentacular embrace if they be so drawn.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby robjons21 on Wed May 16, 2012 2:53 pm

I am very new to pastafarianism.....(is that it?)
I'm not really a crap shoveler(except with my dog :mrgreen: )
anyways, i just converted kind of, but i'm wondering if there is any "official" way to convert. I just oredered t-shirts and i love the whole concept of pastafarianism. It is great to be here and i hope i have a great time.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd on Wed May 16, 2012 7:50 pm

Welcome aboard veganblue and robjons21!

There's nothing official going on here. You're free to observe any pastafarian traditions or holidays in whichever manner tickles your fancy, or not at all if you prefer. We're not very much into dogma and it's been ages since Bobby has been sighted around here. (The FSM, on the other hand, has been seen around the internet but is often intoxicated so you can't always take him too seriously.)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Thu May 17, 2012 4:15 am

Welll, there is The Great Suck:
You should take a single noodle, place it on your tongue and suck it in as loudly as you wish.
Chase it with beer.
Then watch some porn or go to a strip club.


Extra points for doing it all dressed like a pirate.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby metalsgdl on Thu May 17, 2012 2:18 pm

Hello,
My name is Salvatore. You can all call me Sam. I am happy and very proud to be a member and clergy-member of this fine Organization. Can't wait to get started. Thanks! :fsm_float:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RamendNoodleson on Fri May 18, 2012 7:42 pm

Hi all

I've been a non-practicing Pastafarian for several years.
I recently recorded a discussion between several Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqrmvOd6XBU&feature=youtube_gdata

BTW please don't make any comments about my name - my parents are Fundamentalist Pastafarians too.

Ramend :evilgrin:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby memorialurn on Fri May 25, 2012 8:01 am

Hello..i am new bie...
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