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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:08 pm

Like Roy, I'm sure I've posted here before. Maybe more than once.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:26 pm

Welcome back Edd.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:36 pm

IspywithmeI wrote:Welcome back Edd.

What happened to tee tavern?


A casualty of my busy schedule. Once I have some more free time, I may sift through the virtual rubble and rebuild.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby The Power » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:05 pm

Hello there. I’m an ex-Christian, and while I don’t identify myself as a Pastafarian, I was struck with inspiration yesterday with a parody of the Ontological Argument that I think the FSM community would get a kick out of. So, I figured this site would be the best place for the argument to first be presented and to see if it fits with yall’s Pastafarian dogma :) I suppose I'll do that if I'm approved to post!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:15 pm

Welcome, The Power! Nice to see you. I'm not sure if your ideas will fit in with our dogma, beause we haven't got any. Flimsy moral standards, you know. But welcome, and dive in and enjoy yourself. Remember the 30 day promise: try our religion for 30 days, and if you don't like it you an get your old one back. No hard feelings, no excommunication, no hellfire and damnation. Enjoy!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:19 am

I want my old one back...

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:06 pm

Arrrrr bart - Oi believe Ivor's line was aquired by Thomas the Tank Engine [and Friends] in a hostile takeover and the Fat Controller has assigned him to the archives.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Alan Dente » Sat Apr 21, 2012 4:54 pm

Happy Saturday~~

Great Forum, been visiting and browsing for a while and enjoy everything FSM!

I'm looking forward to positively contributing to the board and will be keeping my eyes open for more proof as I cruise through my days!

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:03 am

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:20 am

Greetings, Alan. I like the avatar.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheReview » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:12 am

Well, I'm here. One of my friends converted me and as far as I know, he's planning on getting ordained as a Pastafarian Priest. Shiny
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:51 pm

:welcome: new converts. Alan, loving the avatar. That's cool. TheReview, you're going to fit in if you like using the word "shiny".

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby handymanlondon » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:10 am

Hello! I'm new here. I want to be classify as Pastafarian but for now I'm just uncook.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat May 05, 2012 10:22 pm

:welcome: land lubbers. You'll soon be getting your sea legs with us. Dive right in, but remember your life jackets. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon May 07, 2012 2:47 pm

Welkum abord m8s.
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