The Your Banned Game

[daftbeaker]

You're banned for using the colonial 'z' when the correct form is 's' for the -ing suffix of verbs.

[pieces o'nine]

You're banned for giving/grading quises to ditses and putses (some of whom may wear feses, for all we know). You're banned for preferring curry to blintses, measuring sound by megahertses, and living a country famed for its chintses.


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Will you accept some 'zeds' now, or stick to imperial 'esses'?

[daftbeaker]

Your words are clearly nonsense, although derived in the proper format. One can only hope that such forms become the current verbal currency. More to the point, quiz is an abomination, ditz is a stupid word, putz is clearly colonial, fez is foreign, blintz is clearly inferior to curry (because everything apart from beer is) and can be ignored, Hertz was a German chap and the only thing therefore deserving of a 'z' and chintz should not be allowed. Problem solved.

Also, you're banned.

[Roy Hunter]

^ You are banned because you forgot about ^^'s knorkz.

[Ravi Oli]

^you're banned because you haven't signed the "^^^ show us yer knorkz" petition yet.

[black bart]

^^^is banned for stealing my complete collection of Glen Ponder recordings.

^^ is banned for bringing up knorkz again

and ^ is banned for slipping his peTITion in amongst the mornings flogging orders.

[Edd]

^ you're banned for exceeding your allotted banned-width for a single post.

[pieces o'nine]

Youre banned because I have to getback to work.

[Edd]

You're banned for failing to hoodwink, bamboozle, snooker, or otherwise hornswoggle your employer more forum time while at work, especially on a holy Friday.

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for being here when I went on break this morning, and *still* being here now that it's lunch time.

If you don't have anything productive to do, I can pm you some projects...

[Ravi Oli]

^you're banned for actually getting breaks!!

Sorry... I know you always give %100 so you deserve them.

[Roland Deschain]

^ You're banned for stealing my timetable.

[Roy Hunter]

You are banned for writing your 'To Do List' on the back of the toilet door.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for wrongly identifying Brenda as the dunny door on a fishing boat in a blindfolded sniff test.

[PKMKII]

You're banned for being able to identify Big Brenda by smell at up to 600 yards.