surgical removal of a dirty old man.
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Re: Word of the Day
by Ravi Oli on Wed May 02, 2012 4:51 pm
steptoestomy [n]
surgical removal of a dirty old man.
surgical removal of a dirty old man.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Thu May 03, 2012 12:11 pm
freshet
-noun
1. a freshwater stream flowing into the sea.
2. a sudden rise in the level of a stream, or a flood, caused by heavy rains or the rapid melting of snow and ice.
-noun
1. a freshwater stream flowing into the sea.
2. a sudden rise in the level of a stream, or a flood, caused by heavy rains or the rapid melting of snow and ice.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by black bart on Fri May 04, 2012 7:47 am
Ravi Oli wrote:steptoestomy [n]
surgical removal of a dirty old man.
One of the greatest sitcoms of all time by the way.
freshet noun
ET after a nice hot shower/bath.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Fri May 04, 2012 6:02 pm
pityroid
-adjective
scaly; resembling bran.
-adjective
scaly; resembling bran.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by pieces o'nine on Sat May 05, 2012 12:22 am
You're banned for just making things up, now...
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Sat May 05, 2012 1:38 pm
fard
-noun
1. facial cosmetics.
-verb
2. to apply cosmetics to (the face).
-noun
1. facial cosmetics.
-verb
2. to apply cosmetics to (the face).
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat May 05, 2012 3:38 pm
fart
-noun
ye dun a rood fing
-adjective
ye notty
-verb
ye ban
-noun
ye dun a rood fing
-adjective
ye notty
-verb
ye ban
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Sun May 06, 2012 11:27 am
Micawber
-noun
a person who idles and trusts to fortune.
-noun
a person who idles and trusts to fortune.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Mon May 07, 2012 10:55 am
epiglottis
-noun
a thin, valvelike, cartilaginous structure that covers the glottis during swallowing, preventing the entrance of food and drink into the larynx.
-noun
a thin, valvelike, cartilaginous structure that covers the glottis during swallowing, preventing the entrance of food and drink into the larynx.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by Ravi Oli on Mon May 07, 2012 5:39 pm
^^ MacAwber
MacGyver's cousin who idled and trusted fortune and died in some hellhole jungle trap.
MacGyver's cousin who idled and trusted fortune and died in some hellhole jungle trap.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Word of the Day
by Roy Hunter on Tue May 08, 2012 2:36 am
MacAuger
-noun
a Scotsman with the ability to make holes in wood, plaster walls etc. just by staring at them very hard.
-noun
a Scotsman with the ability to make holes in wood, plaster walls etc. just by staring at them very hard.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Tue May 08, 2012 10:29 am
pother
-noun
1. commotion; uproar.
2. a heated discussion, debate, or argument; fuss; to-do.
3. a choking or suffocating cloud, as of smoke or dust.
-verb
4. to worry; bother.
-noun
1. commotion; uproar.
2. a heated discussion, debate, or argument; fuss; to-do.
3. a choking or suffocating cloud, as of smoke or dust.
-verb
4. to worry; bother.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by pieces o'nine on Tue May 08, 2012 12:16 pm
pother
-noun
1. commotion; uproar irritating to Captain Fluellen, look you.
-noun
1. commotion; uproar irritating to Captain Fluellen, look you.
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Re: Word of the Day
by Ravi Oli on Tue May 08, 2012 5:25 pm
PKMKII wrote:pother
-noun
1. commotion; uproar.
2. a heated discussion, debate, or argument; fuss; to-do.
3. a choking or suffocating cloud, as of smoke or dust.
-verb
4. to worry; bother.
5. commotion; uproar irritating to Captain Fluellen, look you.
6. something insignificant or not worth doing; origins from 'pissed or bothered'.
Even Roy couldn't be pothered scratching himself for less than a quid these days.
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Re: Word of the Day
by Roy Hunter on Tue May 08, 2012 5:38 pm
Ravi Oli wrote:6. something which troubles a teuchter.
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"Ochone, Lachie, I hear the new pus driver is a coloured chentleman. I pelieve he hails from Nigeria? Not that such a thing would pother me, ye understand..."
teuchter (pronounced chew-chhh (as in loch) -tar)
-noun
a man who wears the kilt for every day wear rather than for special occasions. Often lives on a croft and keeps sheep, which invariably he names. Believes 'a small dram' constitutes a bottle-and-a-half of whisky.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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