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The Continuous Salty Tale
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:35 pm
...an' hit olde Cap'n Ahab. who was fishin' nearby, in thee eye. Twas hunfortewnate hindeed coz 'e 'ad lorst a leg to...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:11 pm
...diabetes. Diabetes is a strange name for a rogue white whale, but then...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:40 pm
...this arrrr The Salty Tale so ye kin hexpect anythin' but...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:27 pm
...the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Apart from Cardinal Fang, obviously. But apart from Cardinal Fang...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by MrStoffy on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:20 am
....An' that Anderson Cooper guy, 'e creeps me out'a bit.......
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:24 am
...aye well he be an 'Anchor' man so we can always throw him over board if thar be a storm...which is more than can be said for...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by MrStoffy on Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:59 am
....Tobi, the curiously androgynous first mate of.....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roland Deschain on Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:48 am
...Errol thee Wonder Pirate, oo 'as just been found in possession of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by DaveL on Fri May 04, 2012 8:02 am
...some delicious round wobbly...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Fri May 04, 2012 8:08 am
(^tis Dave L everybody...how are ye Dave?)
...Jelly Fish...on toast with lashings of...
...Jelly Fish...on toast with lashings of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Edd on Fri May 04, 2012 1:02 pm
...saltpeter. It be wurth noeting thet Errol becaim known as thee Wonder Pirate aft-er fashunning a sef-a-low-pod shootin blunderbuss from a tankard uv ale and his lunch during a sir-prize attack by thee Spanish Navy. Errol or-idj-in-ully hailed frum thee MacGyver clan, known far an wide for...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roland Deschain on Sat May 05, 2012 10:10 pm
...thee hability ter mayke a pirate ship from a rubber band and a tube sock...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Sun May 06, 2012 3:37 am
...although you need to make sure the tube sock has not been previously 'used', if you know what I mean. Errol was always able to produce prodigious quantities of...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Sun May 06, 2012 4:01 am
...seamen willin' to join 'im in 'is battles with...
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