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a milkman of high molecular weight produced by the combination of tradition and being a rich man. Often requires the catalyst of a fiddler on his roof. Best known for all day long going 'biddy biddy bom'.
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Re: Word of the Day
by Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:17 pm
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:47 pm
palmature
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an abnormality in which the fingers are webbed.
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an abnormality in which the fingers are webbed.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:57 pm
PKMKII wrote:palmature
-noun
1. an abnormality in which the fingers are webbed.
2. a hand that has reached puberty and developed a covering of body hair.
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Re: Word of the Day
by DavidH on Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:54 am
Ravi Oli wrote:PKMKII wrote:palmature
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1. an abnormality in which the fingers are webbed.
2. a hand that has reached puberty and developed a covering of body hair.
3. a grown-up friend.
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:48 pm
obtest
-verb (used with object)
1. to invoke as witness.
2. to supplicate earnestly; beseech.
-verb (used without object)
3. to protest.
4. to make supplication; beseech.
-verb (used with object)
1. to invoke as witness.
2. to supplicate earnestly; beseech.
-verb (used without object)
3. to protest.
4. to make supplication; beseech.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:41 pm
contest
-verb (used with object)
to oppose invoking a witness.
detest
-verb (used with object)
to strongly oppose invoking a witness.
protest
-verb (used with object)
to be very skilled at invoking a witness.
-verb (used with object)
to oppose invoking a witness.
detest
-verb (used with object)
to strongly oppose invoking a witness.
protest
-verb (used with object)
to be very skilled at invoking a witness.
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:12 pm
athame
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a witch's ceremonial knife, usually with a black handle, used in rituals rather than for cutting or carving.
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a witch's ceremonial knife, usually with a black handle, used in rituals rather than for cutting or carving.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by daftbeaker on Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:43 pm
athome
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where a witch's ceremonial knife usually is when required at a ceremony. Often used in the traditional chant, "Oh bollocks, the athame is athome".
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where a witch's ceremonial knife usually is when required at a ceremony. Often used in the traditional chant, "Oh bollocks, the athame is athome".
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Re: Word of the Day
by black bart on Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:49 am
Ethelred the Unready noun
Ethelred II (c. 968 – April 23, 1016), was also known as Ethelred the Unready . He was King of England twice. The first time was from 978 to 1013, and the second time was 1014 to 1016)*. He was the son of Edgar, and Aelfthryth. For most of his reign he had to fight off Viking invaders.
The word unready in his name means "badly advised". When he asked for ideas about how to do things he was told the wrong thing. Because he was only ten, he did not know what was the best way of doing things.
*Why did they ask him back for a second go?
Ethelred II (c. 968 – April 23, 1016), was also known as Ethelred the Unready . He was King of England twice. The first time was from 978 to 1013, and the second time was 1014 to 1016)*. He was the son of Edgar, and Aelfthryth. For most of his reign he had to fight off Viking invaders.
The word unready in his name means "badly advised". When he asked for ideas about how to do things he was told the wrong thing. Because he was only ten, he did not know what was the best way of doing things.
*Why did they ask him back for a second go?
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:58 pm
prokaryote
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any cellular organism that has no nuclear membrane, no organelles in the cytoplasm except ribosomes, and has its genetic material in the form of single continuous strands forming coils or loops, characteristic of all organisms in the kingdom Monera, as the bacteria and blue-green algae.
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any cellular organism that has no nuclear membrane, no organelles in the cytoplasm except ribosomes, and has its genetic material in the form of single continuous strands forming coils or loops, characteristic of all organisms in the kingdom Monera, as the bacteria and blue-green algae.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:29 pm
procoyote [a]
those of us who live in hope ACME will develop a trap that catches that feckin' roadrunner.
those of us who live in hope ACME will develop a trap that catches that feckin' roadrunner.
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Tue May 01, 2012 3:13 pm
ort
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(Usually plural) a scrap or morsel of food left at a meal.
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(Usually plural) a scrap or morsel of food left at a meal.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day
by Roy Hunter on Tue May 01, 2012 6:38 pm
ort
-verb
used to indicate duty or correctness amongst Cockneys.
useage: "You ort ter duff 'im up, Dazza"
"No, leave 'im Dazza, it's not wurf it!"
cf Eastenders
-verb
used to indicate duty or correctness amongst Cockneys.
useage: "You ort ter duff 'im up, Dazza"
"No, leave 'im Dazza, it's not wurf it!"
cf Eastenders
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Word of the Day
by PKMKII on Wed May 02, 2012 2:54 pm
septostomy
-noun
The surgical creation of an opening in a septum.
-noun
The surgical creation of an opening in a septum.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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