The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:38 pm

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A tru poirate neva sez anything in jest Roland... Arrrr Oi looked owt ova thee crowd... so much flotsum on a sea ov jetsum... tis funny how thee currents clear thee ocean's throat loike that.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:27 pm

* Thee crowd ov ruffians refuses ter come t'hoarder as Mayor Keith Liversausage taykes thee dye-us. *

Arrrgh, lads! Look roight sharp! Sum lubber be tryin' ter tayke the dye-us! GET HIM!!!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:01 am

An angry scuffle ensues as the actual mayor of Portsmouth Borat Johnson (he aint quite lost the election yet Pieces - ye be excused seeing as I have about as much knowledge of American Politics as Sarah Palin...is George Washington still in the Whitehouse?)

Borat rests the mike from Liversausge's hands, brushes a handful of newts of his evening wear, and proceeds with the nominashuns for thee highlee presdigeous...

Thee Twasn't Me Fult Oi waz Drunk Award

An thee nominashuns in this category be:

daftbeaker
Roy Hunter
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Borat looks angrily at the judges: "Why wasn't I on the list...I downed a crate of Claret at the old Etonians Ball last week!!!"
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:37 pm

Thee spotlight pans across thee crowd serchin fer the nominknees afore settlin' on thee bar ware all three arrrrrr enjoyin' thar 15th "quick fortifyin' rum"...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:21 pm

I would just like to point out that in the original nomination my name was in bold :drinking:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:42 pm

* On camera, a kerfuffle begins near the bar, escalating rapidly to a ruckus. *

ANNOUNCER VO: "Let's joyne William Muspratt, late ov HMS Bounty, an workin some overtime 'ere t'noight as a rovin reporrrghter, fer moor on this development."

WILLIAM MUSPRATT: "Good evenin, ladies an gennelemen -- umph, excuse me, ye grate lout! -- pyrates an wenches -- ooof! oi say! Watch ware yer going, man! Oi duzzint care if ye *are* warin a skirt, no cuttin in lyne!! -- Nommy knees an Also-Rans -- OI SAY! WATCH WARE YER SWINGIN THAT CRUTCH, SHORTY! -- Captains ov Industry an Captains ov -- HEY! ALL ROIGHT! ALL ROIGHT! OI'S HAD JUST ABOUT ENUFF OV YOU LOT! DON'T MAKE ME BREAK OUT ME CUTLASS AN TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS -- OUCH! -- ack -- "

ANNOUNCER VO: "Sorry 'bout that, hit appears as we've lost Muspratt... 'e disappeart hinto a melee wif thee very group 'e were sent t'hinter vyoo... Mebbe we'll come back ter 'im later...

"Meanwhoile, oi sees thee nommy knees be maykin there way back t'thee main venyoo, an thee spot loights arrrgh goin hup on thee dye-us in hantissipashun ov thee winner..."
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:07 am

An' who is thee lady prezentin thee award... why tis nun otha than thee singin' budgie an' part-toime Doctor Who girl... Kylie Minogue. Oi'm pretty sure awl thee contendas 'ave most ov 'er rekordins in thar collections. "The winner is..." as she begins ta open the honvelope, thee lads troi ta look a bit less scruffy...."someone we all know can drink way more than he can handle... someone who would argue with his own left foot just for the hell of it... someone who uttered those immortal words "you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat"... reknown educator and all round brick in the wall.... daftbeaker!"
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:01 am

ere gim that mike ye HMS Bountyless blaggard...

Right...now I'll admit I be disappointed at thee result but seein as thee drinks go on thee winner's tab...I shout "Raise thee Jolly Roger" fer Daftbeaker.

I'd also loik ta point out that I was once thee winner orf thee Channel 7 of Oz Kylee Meenogue T Shirt for Dwile Flonkin!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:05 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:An' who is thee lady prezentin thee award... why tis nun otha than thee singin' budgie an' part-toime Doctor Who girl... Kylie Minogue. Oi'm pretty sure awl thee contendas 'ave most ov 'er rekordins in thar collections. "The winner is..." as she begins ta open the honvelope, thee lads troi ta look a bit less scruffy...."someone we all know can drink way more than he can handle... someone who would argue with his own left foot just for the hell of it... someone who uttered those immortal words "you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat"... reknown educator and all round brick in the wall.... daftbeaker!"

Yaaargh *hic*, fank ye.

I would just like *hic* to point out that my left foot is a right *hic* sarcastic bugger and refuses to admit he's wrong.

Also, Pink Floyd are *hic* rubbish :idiot:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:38 pm

Arrrrrr ye blaggard 'beaker... calin' Floyd rubbish! Ye seem'd keen fer thee proize even thow it be loike sayin ye 'as thee worstest house in thee bestest street so ye arrr welcum.

Calin' Floyd rubbish Hindeed! Hmmpphhh! Get ye back ta ya Kylie Minogue. :haha:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:42 pm

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Well, it's not often I win stuff. My other achievements in competition were a bronze medal at a Jitsu competition (largely due to accidentally clocking someone over the head with a cosh) and being voted 'Most likely to kill someone with a fish' when I finished my A levels.

I'm not joking about either of those :idiot:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:08 pm

:lol: ^Arrrrr an'see 'ow it scarrrrred ye an' made thee prime teacher materyal... Image
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:53 pm

ANNOUNCER VO: "Let's all give a big hand t'daftbeaker; there ye go, lads, 'elp 'im orf thee dye-us. Those wot 'azzint hany 'ands may waive there 'ooks -- carefully -- an shout 'HUZZAH!' . . . Thee hex citement be buildin as thee moste sirius awarrrghds ov thee heave 'nin draw noigh. Arfter a short word from Bart Industries, one ov arrrgh sponsors this yeare, we'll return ter review thee nommy knees fer Biggest Cannon an Best Long Winded Tale."
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:27 am

Wa I win wa I win wa I win wa I win wa I win
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:33 am

Arrr an I haward Nef Yoo a prize Lollypop for thee most promisin newcomer:

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