Lies!

[Roland Deschain]

^ bought their entire stock of peg-headdresses.

[Ravi Oli]

^is reknown for his 'peg daisy' in his puppetry of the penis show.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Doesn't have an autographed copy of the manual, with margin notes on reviews.





I showed ^ that -- oh, let's call it a "documentary' -- to a naive friend. She's never been the same since.

[Roland Deschain]

^ Once booked the stars of the show for a "Hen Party" in a garden shed, and was the only person in the audience.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Is not a "sock puppet".

[Roland Deschain]

^ is not wearing an out-of-date headdress.

[Ravi Oli]

^lost one button eye in the wash.

She's never been the same since.

Is she now an avid fan?

[pieces o'nine]

^ Has a button nose.
And two eyes made out of coal.


No. She insists on looking up any movie I suggest before agreeing to see it.

[Ravi Oli]

^was so proud of the snowman she once made until someone told her about the yellow snow.

[black bart]

^was passing by that night on his way home from a session at the pub and there were no trees

[DavidH]

^ Thought Cap'n Cronan's peg-leg were a tree.

[Ravi Oli]

^wherever he goes through rain or snow, the people always let him know, "There's Jake the peg, with his extra leg [diddle-iddle-iddle-um]"

[black bart]

^thinks Rolf Harris represented the high point of Australian rock music (especially his version of Stairway to Heaven).

[pieces o'nine]

^ has skwirrel teef

[Ravi Oli]

^does the voices for Alvin and the Chipmonks.

Bart... I remember there was an album of 'Stairway' done by various artists including Rolf. You're just dirty because you could never master the wobbleboard.

[edit]Found it...[/edit]