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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:06 pm

Too bad you auditioned for the part of the "Forty-First Thief".

Also, you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:11 am

^banned for using a gluten-free password.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:09 am

You are banned for thinking coeliac disease is an allergy to wood glue.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:17 pm

^you're banned for colonic-irrigating in the local pool.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:13 am

^you're banned for giving the Jim Lad to DB
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby IspywithmeI on Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:57 am

^you're banned for advertising for yer so called cutting edge products.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:50 pm

You're banned for thinking Bart's 'bleeding edge' products were state of the art technology rather than a rusty razor.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby gronank on Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:03 pm

You're wrong and you're banned: it was a rusty spoon, not a razor. Now it's something else.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:40 pm

^you're banned for expousing a Theory of Relative Cutlery without any coroborating evidence other than putting your spoons in the fork drawer.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:30 pm

^ You're banned for trying to market the "foon," the "knork," and the "spife."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:30 am

We don't believe you. Show us your knorks, or you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:53 am

^ You're banned for notty demands.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:43 am

^you're banned for not showing male solidarity. :lech:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:04 am

^You're banned unless we get pictures of a nice pair of knorks in next months PlayBilge.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:23 pm

^you're banned because I was worried for a moment you asked for dorks.
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