Oi be hunderstandin' wot you be sayin', so oi is orderin' meself a box o' these foine rings from ye. Please be sendin' them ter thee followin' address, an' oi be followin' this wi' payment. Honestly.
666 Honest Way,
Honest Cap'n Deschain
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed